Celtic Thread | 2024/25

Totally eclipsed by this moment
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That sums you lot up. You are so shite and total losers, that saving a penalty against a team who looked just as bad a you, makes up for being losers. It’s fucking hysterical. I turned it over to a documentary about shovels, so boring was the game. A complete absence of quality.

And there you go Aberdeen 1.up.

You’re a Stoke City. Only the rangers supporting press try to keep you relevant. They fail. You’re shite.

4 in a row. Too fucking easy.
 
*with a little bit of help from bent officials to win the league cup
Did you miss Muir getting sacked for a decade of cheating against us? You lot ciaimibgbthstbus ridiculous. Not a single fucking trophy in the black and blue room that one of the MIB’s haven’t given a blatantly cheating call to help you. Not one.

Enjoy the view.

Now obviously with you getting taken over it will be a new The Rangers are coming. I’m laughing already.
 
That sums you lot up. You are so shite and total losers, that saving a penalty against a team who looked just as bad a you, makes up for being losers. It’s fucking hysterical. I turned it over to a documentary about shovels, so boring was the game. A complete absence of quality.

And there you go Aberdeen 1.up.

You’re a Stoke City. Only the rangers supporting press try to keep you relevant. They fail. You’re shite.

4 in a row. Too fucking easy.
Now Rangers have some serious money to compete financially, your easy ride is over
 
Did you miss Muir getting sacked for a decade of cheating against us? You lot ciaimibgbthstbus ridiculous. Not a single fucking trophy in the black and blue room that one of the MIB’s haven’t given a blatantly cheating call to help you. Not one.

Enjoy the view.

Now obviously with you getting taken over it will be a new The Rangers are coming. I’m laughing already.
A long long time ago, Celtic have been aided by officials massively in the last 20 years
 
That sums you lot up. You are so shite and total losers, that saving a penalty against a team who looked just as bad a you, makes up for being losers. It’s fucking hysterical. I turned it over to a documentary about shovels, so boring was the game. A complete absence of quality.

And there you go Aberdeen 1.up.

You’re a Stoke City. Only the rangers supporting press try to keep you relevant. They fail. You’re shite.

4 in a row. Too fucking easy.
That documentary about shovels.

Did you dig it?
 
A long long time ago, Celtic have been aided by officials massively in the last 20 years
That’s why that **** just got sacked? Or how after that analysis of decisions resulted in Rangers getting the same amount of penalties as everyone else. No connection though. When it was statistically irived that rather than Cheating Beatons “an anomaly that can’t be explained. Once it was, you seen a dip in penalties. Funny that.
 
Now Rangers have some serious money to compete financially, your easy ride is over
You can only spend what you make in revenue. That’s about £45. Everyone is watching how far you try to cheat. Then you will be grassed up as the cheating cunts you are. Newcastle have Saudi money and they couldn’t go mad. Neither will Rangers. FFP will curtail any massive spend. You made a profit of a measly 250k. you can sell a truckload of the total duds you signed, that should raise about £10m. We will get that for Frimpong.
 
I’m so bored. There I was, sitting dreaming about shovels, when, you guessed it, we had a game and a solitary, measly, almost insignificant point would see us win the Title AGAIN!.

In the end, we played some brilliant football, yawn, scored some great goals, pulls a, so what, face. I know that winning isn’t for everyone, stands to reason. I am not one to think about ditching my Rangers supporting pal just because he inhabits a reality that is coming, but never arrives.

They are to be taken over by the 49’ers, and, fuck all signed, but the Rangers journos, for they are legion, have started to get a collective hardon. And we all know what a hardon can do to you our ability to think logically, when presented with the opportunity for frantic sex.

Same deal with him and football

Anyway, 4 in a row. I endured it all I suppose. The real **** is, those boring bastards at my club, that make it all happen, will be plotting, as we speak, to put me through this all again. Winning titles for us is like Groubdhog Day.

I might take up the piano, or ice sculpting.

Or just watch the telly.

No brainer really.

 

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