Champions League Draw - 29th August '24 | Opponents (pg69) | Fixtures (pg128)

[eastmanc]

Ha, me too. I gave it about 4 minutes of blah, blah, blah and it was back to Joe Root for me.

Me too.

 

[PragueBlue]

Embarrassingly poor.

 

[SebastianBlue]

10 PRINT "Why do you love the Chumps League?"
20 GOTO 10
RUN

How to Understand the New Champions League Draw (via Python):

import math

a = 12
b = 8
c = 5
d = 20
e = 3

part1 = (a ** 2 + b ** 2 - c ** 2) / (d + e)
part2 = math.sin(a * math.pi / 180) * math.cos(b * math.pi / 180)
part3 = math.log(d) * math.sqrt(e)

combined_result1 = (part1 * part2) + (part3 / a)
combined_result2 = (b ** 3) / (a + c) - math.exp(e)

final_result = ((combined_result1 ** 2) / (combined_result2 + c * d)) + math.tan(a * b / c)

print("Part 1 result:", part1)
print("Part 2 result:", part2)
print("Part 3 result:", part3)
print("Combined Result 1:", combined_result1)
print("Combined Result 2:", combined_result2)

print("Final result of the algorithm to explain the new Champions League draw:")

print("0 fucks given")

 

[singcat]

Do we find out the dates of the fixtures tonight?

No, that is on Saturday

 

[Stephen230]

I’m probably in a minority of one but I thought the Super League joke was quite funny.

 

[Roachy]

Hahaha any chance that the computer doesn't work

I thought that. What if it blows up,lol.

 

[BringBackSwales]

Do we find out the dates of the fixtures tonight?

Be next week before the draw has finished pal

 

[MCFC1993]

haha I want a movie like this with Masters and PSR

I want a movie like this of Masters in tears after our case is decided.

 

[I'm Blue]

Not so much John Wick more John Shit.
European Super League anyone?

 

[bluemoon32]

I'd rather drape my wet bollocks over a fucking electric fence than watch this shit