Champions League Final | Tickets - City Official Package + UEFA Tickets | 2022 Final (pg 1033)

After extensive talks with UEFA, CFC and MCFC, I am delighted to confirm that the Champions League Final will now take place in my garden. Season Ticket Holders with 30,000+ points will get the sofa and there will be a ballot for the two broken garden deckchairs. You will require proof of a Polio shot and your Maine Road old season ticket book from 1978 to book tickets. UEFA sponsors have been allocated the grass near the shed where the dog shits.
 

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