Champions League Games | Gameweek 1 | 19/20 Sept '23

[Brightwell Bros.]

United's tactics are shit. They play like a table-football team

This is it. The positions they're taking up aren't terrible, but it's like they're the tokens on the board that ETH showed them and forget to put a leg in and then if they get dragged out of shape it's almost like they don't know how improvise. Don't know if they're overcoached or just not being given the tools to work things out for themselves or simply not tactically smart enough as players or just not playing for the manager. None of those are good signs for the fuckers.

 

[Sporting1906]

Being a good passer as a keeper means fuck all of you can’t do the main thing which is save shots!

I can’t believe it but somehow United managed to get a worse keeper then de gea, a worse striker then Ronaldo (weghorst) and then they tried to fix that by paying 80M for a player who has never scored more then 10 league goals. Ohh and then for some razzle dazzle they paid 60M for Mason Mount because why not. Then after spending 80M on Sancho and Antony, shoving Garnacho down our throats that he is the most exciting player since Ronaldo…..Pellestri is the player starting on the wing.

But wait there is more….defense in shambles? No worries let’s turn the clock back to 2012 and sign Johnny Evans who was average in his prime and now you want him in this thirties.

It takes skill to actually run a club to the ground this bad.

Fuck em.

 

[bluebanana83]

If they need a keeper I hear De Gea is available on a free…

 

[lazerblue]

Well that clown in goal is entertaining. Bayern still in 2nd gear and 2 up.

They've no even reached Brighton's level!

 

[blueste41]

Why do you miss him I meant.
I think Doku has the potential to be far more exciting than Sane. Doku looks more skilful. Sane reminded of of Giggs from in his teens/early 20's. They were both rapid over a distance and swerved past players. Doku is more explosive from a standing start at trickier.

Possibly but we have only just signed Doku, Sane left years ago?

 

[dario2739]

According to Neville he’s the best he‘s seen at kicking a ball very innovative for a goalkeeper.

Well, that's bollocks as Eddie's better... but that aside, his job is to save the fucking ball!

 

[Bollo]

From the cafe….



I’m reasonably sure this isn’t a compliment.

 

[bluetonium]

Ten Haag the first united Manager to lose three consecutive games in three different competitions since Noddy.

Bring back Noddy. Bring back De Gea. Bring back the 90s! Gold and green until they invent a time machine!

 

[Jam Tomorrow]

“United have been plying well”…….

 

[Zabbasbeard]

Getting all nostalgic...

Leroy Sane....oh, Leroy Sane runs down the wing for me...