Ohrodneyrodney
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The rags are linked with Messi, Ronaldo, Suarez, Mbappe, Bale, Benzema, Harry Kane, Hazard and Neymar and end up signing Peter Crouch on loan and bringing Giggs out of retirement....Ferguson decides shoving his hand up Ole’s arse to control his every move isn’t working and hires Tony Pulis to get the best out of Crouch.
The scousers break all premier league records for candle sales when they lose the CL final. Klopp has a nervous breakdown and sits in his rocking chair repetitively singing There she goes by the La’s.....
Meanwhile City are blamed for the breakdown in talks between China and Trump, the reason why Brexit can’t get anywhere and our badge is seen on one of Kim Jong un’s missiles with destination Uefa headquarters on the side...we are even implicated in the brinks Matt robbery and Great Train Robbery.
It’s a quiet summer.....
Post of the season.