chance of sun ?

Re: anyone thought of a bluemoon dating section

AntiUnited said:
dronefromsector7g said:
AntiUnited said:
Yes. It's good to give people advice..
If I ever find myself single it's pure pump and dump for me :)


Welcome to the bro crew.

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;)
 
Re: anyone thought of a bluemoon dating section

dronefromsector7g said:
AntiUnited said:
dronefromsector7g said:
If I ever find myself single it's pure pump and dump for me :)


Welcome to the bro crew.

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;)
Who's Maverick and who's Goose in this bromance?
 
Re: anyone thought of a bluemoon dating section

BlueBearBoots said:
bobmcfc said:
BlueBearBoots said:
I'm with bob on the twilight thing :)

Men just don't get the twilight thing. What I'm looking for in a guy is a brooding, manly dean Winchester type, with washboard abs who will do twilight marathons and basically worship at my feet


All that plus decorating expertise :)

Now you're talking
 
Re: anyone thought of a bluemoon dating section

corky1970 said:
andyhinch said:
BWTAC said:
Real manly man who cooks proper cod fish cakes, seeks non religious computer geek for fun times and dissapointing sexual encounters.
This feels like identity theft.

fucking funny

oh god your cheering me right up

You aren't Corky

The real Corky would never say that.

You're Mrs Corky and you've not only emptied his bank account, you've nicked his laptop.

****
 
Re: anyone thought of a bluemoon dating section

shootmeifipost10k said:
This dating game is harder than you'd think it would be.
Why is it so hard to find someone that wants to pop round and jump your bones a couple of time a week, I wouldn't even expect a cuddle afterwards or breakfast in the morning.


jokes on you they dont know how to cook :)
 
Re: anyone thought of a bluemoon dating section

Tom cruise is a bit short to be fair I like tall blokes carrying a bit of weight that know about football, golf and horse racing - and if they could send the occasional bunch of flowers that's me sold :)
 
Re: anyone thought of a bluemoon dating section

I am a terrys chocolate orange enthusiast, I have 5 cats called Colin, Dave, Chery blair, Sherry over there and Cherry in my hair. Sherry over there is what I call a scat cat as she is a proper filthy cat! But I put her irregular but very regular bowel movements down to a diet of terrys chocolate oranges smeared in tesco's own whiskers and dissapointment. Her and Cherry in my hair just do not get on! The ruddy nutters. Anyway enough about them.

I am looking for someone, preferably an ancient Egyptian cat enthusiast who loves cats and terrys chocolate oranges.


I also like chocolate oranges and cats. So please send a post card with your name and a chocolate orange if your interested.

Chocolate orange.
















Cat
 
Re: anyone thought of a bluemoon dating section

Chris in London said:
corky1970 said:
andyhinch said:
This feels like identity theft.

fucking funny

oh god your cheering me right up

You aren't Corky

The real Corky would never say that.

You're Mrs Corky and you've not only emptied his bank account, you've nicked his laptop.

****

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Re: anyone thought of a bluemoon dating section

BlueBearBoots said:
Tom cruise is a bit short to be fair I like tall blokes carrying a bit of weight that know about football, golf and horse racing - and if they could send the occasional bunch of flowers that's me sold :)

I'm so close!


Jenson Hamilton ra ra ra
 
Re: anyone thought of a bluemoon dating section

BlueBearBoots said:
Tom cruise is a bit short to be fair I like tall blokes carrying a bit of weight that know about football, golf and horse racing - and if they could send the occasional bunch of flowers that's me sold :)


Ye broads for some reason only like guys that are 6 foot plus now..
 

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