corky1970 said:Chris in London said:corky1970 said:fucking funny
oh god your cheering me right up
You aren't Corky
The real Corky would never say that.
You're Mrs Corky and you've not only emptied H's bank account, you've nicked his laptop.
****
your a ****
kp789 said:I am a terrys chocolate orange enthusiast, I have 5 cats called Colin, Dave, Chery blair, Sherry over there and Cherry in my hair. Sherry over there is what I call a scat cat as she is a proper filthy cat! But I put her irregular but very regular bowel movements down to a diet of terrys chocolate oranges smeared in tesco's own whiskers and dissapointment. Her and Cherry in my hair just do not get on! The ruddy nutters. Anyway enough about them.
I am looking for someone, preferably an ancient Egyptian cat enthusiast who loves cats and terrys chocolate oranges.
I also like chocolate oranges and cats. So please send a post card with your name and a chocolate orange if your interested.
Chocolate orange.
Pm sent haha
Cat
I'd pm fetters if I was you, not sure about the flowers tbh:)BlueBearBoots said:Tom cruise is a bit short to be fair I like tall blokes carrying a bit of weight that know about football, golf and horse racing - and if they could send the occasional bunch of flowers that's me sold :)
Western women always this. I went Asian mate they don't care about such superficial shiteAntiUnited said:BlueBearBoots said:Tom cruise is a bit short to be fair I like tall blokes carrying a bit of weight that know about football, golf and horse racing - and if they could send the occasional bunch of flowers that's me sold :)
Ye broads for some reason only like guys that are 6 foot plus now..
BlueBearBoots said:Tom cruise is a bit short to be fair I like tall blokes carrying a bit of weight that know about football, golf and horse racing - and if they could send the occasional bunch of flowers that's me sold :)
dronefromsector7g said:Western women always this. I went Asian mate they don't care about such superficial shiteAntiUnited said:BlueBearBoots said:Tom cruise is a bit short to be fair I like tall blokes carrying a bit of weight that know about football, golf and horse racing - and if they could send the occasional bunch of flowers that's me sold :)
Ye broads for some reason only like guys that are 6 foot plus now..
BlueBearBoots said:Tom cruise is a bit short to be fair I like tall blokes carrying a bit of weight that know about football, golf and horse racing - and if they could send the occasional bunch of flowers that's me sold :)
You need to be called Terry or Felix....I will consider if you change your name to Terry Orange or FelixBlueBearBoots said:kp789 said:I am a terrys chocolate orange enthusiast, I have 5 cats called Colin, Dave, Chery blair, Sherry over there and Cherry in my hair. Sherry over there is what I call a scat cat as she is a proper filthy cat! But I put her irregular but very regular bowel movements down to a diet of terrys chocolate oranges smeared in tesco's own whiskers and dissapointment. Her and Cherry in my hair just do not get on! The ruddy nutters. Anyway enough about them.
I am looking for someone, preferably an ancient Egyptian cat enthusiast who loves cats and terrys chocolate oranges.
I also like chocolate oranges and cats. So please send a post card with your name and a chocolate orange if your interested.
Chocolate orange.
Pm sent haha
Cat
I'll try my best mate. If you can't have a laugh on here were can you, off to walk the dog in the cold now:(corky1970 said:andyhinch said:This feels like identity theft.BWTAC said:Real manly man who cooks proper cod fish cakes, seeks non religious computer geek for fun times and dissapointing sexual encounters.
fucking funny
oh god your cheering me right up