chance of sun ?

[steviemc]

Re: anyone thought of a bluemoon dating section

Tom cruise is a bit short to be fair I like tall blokes carrying a bit of weight that know about football, golf and horse racing - and if they could send the occasional bunch of flowers that's me sold :)

Ye broads for some reason only like guys that are 6 foot plus now..

Aww are you a bit short? Sorry it's just a thing with me like to look up to my man lol

Golf and horse racing? Cut out the middleman and go for a polo player. I'm sure there's loads round these parts.

 

[bobmcfc]

Re: anyone thought of a bluemoon dating section

Tom cruise is a bit short to be fair I like tall blokes carrying a bit of weight that know about football, golf and horse racing - and if they could send the occasional bunch of flowers that's me sold :)

My mind is wandering now

Dean Winchester type, towering over me , hands like shovels and huge muscles scooping me up like I weigh nothing at all. Pushes me up against the wall whilst holding my face and gazing into my eyes like he' not been fed in week. Lust in his eyes as he moves in closer and....

Holy crap





;) lol

Lol at muscles he just stays lean and does crunches he does not lift. sorry hun..

He can do his crunches in my face if he wants .

 

[kp789]

Re: anyone thought of a bluemoon dating section

For anyone who is interested, that spicy takeaway and beer I had last night....well it has taken its revenge today.


More than 10 times now.

 

[BlueBearBoots]

Re: anyone thought of a bluemoon dating section

This dating game is harder than you'd think it would be.
Why is it so hard to find someone that wants to pop round and jump your bones a couple of time a week, I wouldn't even expect a cuddle afterwards or breakfast in the morning.

are you:
aged 40-49
taller than 5'7"
solvent
dark haired
city seasoncard holder
funny
good at sex

Yup but sorry wrong sex haha<br /><br />-- Sun Jan 26, 2014 9:17 pm --<br /><br />

Ye broads for some reason only like guys that are 6 foot plus now..

Aww are you a bit short? Sorry it's just a thing with me like to look up to my man lol

Golf and horse racing? Cut out the middleman and go for a polo player. I'm sure there's loads round these parts.

No no no at polo very cruel don't like the way they train their horses - apologies to polo players before you start having a go but just not something I'm happy about

 

[Chancy Termites]

Re: anyone thought of a bluemoon dating section

Thanks to the celebrity knicker thread I'm in a long term relationship with my right hand.

 

[shootmeifipost10k]

Re: anyone thought of a bluemoon dating section

This dating game is harder than you'd think it would be.
Why is it so hard to find someone that wants to pop round and jump your bones a couple of time a week, I wouldn't even expect a cuddle afterwards or breakfast in the morning.

are you:
aged 40-49
taller than 5'7"
solvent
dark haired
city seasoncard holder
funny
good at sex

Yes that's me right there and if you're wondering about the no breakfast thing it's mainly because you'll still be shaking from the night before.
Obviously you'll want to know my plus points because the competition on here is fierce.
I can swim 4 lengths of the local baths underwater and have larger than average tongue.

 

[steviemc]

Re: anyone thought of a bluemoon dating section

No no no at polo very cruel don't like the way they train their horses - apologies to polo players before you start having a go but just not something I'm happy about

What do they do? I just thought they'd tell them to follow the ball, quick as fook.

 

[bluegirl74]

Re: anyone thought of a bluemoon dating section

This dating game is harder than you'd think it would be.
Why is it so hard to find someone that wants to pop round and jump your bones a couple of time a week, I wouldn't even expect a cuddle afterwards or breakfast in the morning.

are you:
aged 40-49
taller than 5'7"
solvent
dark haired
city seasoncard holder
funny
good at sex

Yup but sorry wrong sex haha

-- Sun Jan 26, 2014 9:17 pm --

Aww are you a bit short? Sorry it's just a thing with me like to look up to my man lol

Golf and horse racing? Cut out the middleman and go for a polo player. I'm sure there's loads round these parts.

No no no at polo very cruel don't like the way they train their horses - apologies to polo players before you start having a go but just not something I'm happy about

sorry BBB, forgot to specify i'm looking for a man!

 

[Ducado]

Re: anyone thought of a bluemoon dating section

Tom cruise is a bit short to be fair I like tall blokes carrying a bit of weight that know about football, golf and horse racing - and if they could send the occasional bunch of flowers that's me sold :)

Bloody hell I better be careful around you

 

[johnny on the spot]

Re: anyone thought of a bluemoon dating section

This dating game is harder than you'd think it would be.
Why is it so hard to find someone that wants to pop round and jump your bones a couple of time a week, I wouldn't even expect a cuddle afterwards or breakfast in the morning.

are you:
aged 40-49
taller than 5'7"
solvent
dark haired
city seasoncard holder
funny
good at sex

2/7.

Women are such fussy creatures.