Stick a tuft of pampas grass in the front garden and he might get lucky with a threesome.wayne71 said:Thats a bit harsh, the op doesnt have a partner to swing with..Blue Note said:Bluemoon swinging section?
andyhinch said:Sorry I've not posted today, I had to many PM,s to go through:) Vinnie is a boy, he's feeling quite upset now:(BlueBearBoots said:Blue Mist said:Anyway Blue Bear Boots, (that has to be one of the best user names on here) what do you think of my idea posted earlier ? You and Andy Hinch, both empty PM boxes.........
Haha Mist, Andy is spoken for, she has a lovely black and white coat ;)
I'm in. We could get together with partners, get hammered, swap City tales,sing a few City songs, then keys in the middle and bob's your uncle. We could then start a thread and swap experiences.Blue Note said:Bluemoon swinging section?
Len Rum said:I'm in. We could get together with partners, get hammered, swap City tales,sing a few City songs, then keys in the middle and bob's your uncle. We could then start a thread and swap experiences.Blue Note said:Bluemoon swinging section?
Blue Note said:Bluemoon swinging section?
Prestwich_Blue said:Maybe worth pointing out the the Mods have droit de seigneur
Prestwich_Blue said:Maybe worth pointing out the the Mods have droit de seigneur
Is that an STD?Prestwich_Blue said:Maybe worth pointing out the the Mods have droit de seigneur
I think you can get a cream for that mate:)Prestwich_Blue said:Maybe worth pointing out the the Mods have droit de seigneur
Prestwich_Blue said:Maybe worth pointing out the the Mods have droit de seigneur
BlueBearBoots said:Seems the ladies know already, the blokes think you need an ointment for it haha
I think it's French not German, I could be wrong mind:)nijinsky's fetlocks said:BlueBearBoots said:Seems the ladies know already, the blokes think you need an ointment for it haha
You girlies probably think he plays for Paris Saint-Germain.
Tuearts right boot said:I'm looking for someone with all the attributes of Carol Vorderman, Carol, if you're reading......
stony said:Tuearts right boot said:I'm looking for someone with all the attributes of Carol Vorderman, Carol, if you're reading......
Over 50, really obnoxious, with a fake braying laugh that sounds like a donkey with love eggs up it's flu ?
Tuearts right boot said:stony said:Tuearts right boot said:I'm looking for someone with all the attributes of Carol Vorderman, Carol, if you're reading......
Over 50, really obnoxious, with a fake braying laugh that sounds like a donkey with love eggs up it's flu ?
I'm rather choosy, you have a problem..?