Changing my Number FFS!

Not a day goes by where I don't get a call from some twat from Hereford/Shrewsbury/Bolton/Sheffield/Wing-Wong village that tell me that PPI laws have changed.. you can do it again.. goverment put aside x amount... you had a crash.. who was injured (dick 'ed here reversed into a neighbours car 3 years ago!) mither mither mither !!

Now i've got them ringing me up about doing a fucking will !!
A will !!
"have you got kids, you're a home owner" etc making me feel a right ****. They must know something I don't.

I've been as polite as humanly possible even to Mr Ping Pong telling me the laptops got a bastard virus. I've ignored them, blocked them, saved them as "Don't answer" and naively asked them to remove my number from their system. Even thought of blocking every number and wondering if there was an exceptions rule I could create - but why should I?!

FFS >:(
We bought a BT smart phone about 18 months ago - they are about £40 per pop if I remember. They block everything that isn't on your contact list and by block I mean the system asks an unidentified caller to go through a simple IVR response which takes out power dialler calls which represents 99% of nuisance calls. We went from 4 or 5 nuisance calls a day to nil. Best purchase I ever made. Highly recommended.
 
Google 'Telephone Preference Service', it's free. I've not had cold calls for well over 5 years. There is a Mail Preference Service as well to get rid of junk mail. Job done.
Don't agree TPS is widely ignored by many. We were on TPS and still had many nuisance calls. A smart phone fixed all that. Best purchase I ever made.
 
We bought a BT smart phone about 18 months ago - they are about £40 per pop if I remember. They block everything that isn't on your contact list and by block I mean the system asks an unidentified caller to go through a simple IVR response which takes out power dialler calls which represents 99% of nuisance calls. We went from 4 or 5 nuisance calls a day to nil. Best purchase I ever made. Highly recommended.
But if I wanted to I could still pull your number from a list, go through the IVR response system and try to sell you unwanted products and services multiple times a day?
 
But if I wanted to I could still pull your number from a list, go through the IVR response system and try to sell you unwanted products and services multiple times a day?
Yes thats true but all call centres are automated with power diallers that are computer controlled. You will notice that if you answer a nuisance call, there is a pause when you lift the handset as the power dialler connects you to the next available agent. A smart phone stops that happening.
 
Yes thats true but all call centres are automated with power diallers that are computer controlled. You will notice that if you answer a nuisance call, there is a pause when you lift the handset as the power dialler connects you to the next available agent. A smart phone stops that happening.
Yes but if I'm personally happy to go through the IVR it's not going to stop me is it?
 
Yes but if I'm personally happy to go through the IVR it's not going to stop me is it?
You seem to think these call centres have a human dialling a number. They don't, its a computer that only passes the call to a human agent when they have a live connection on the other end. The smart phone ensures that these type of calls are not connected. Honestly mate, we have gone from 4 to 5 calls nuisance calls per day to nil. We have had this system running for 2 years and its been brilliant.
 
You seem to think these call centres have a human dialling a number. They don't, its a computer that only passes the call to a human agent when they have a live connection on the other end. The smart phone ensures that these type of calls are not connected. Honestly mate, we have gone from 4 to 5 calls nuisance calls per day to nil. We have had this system running for 2 years and its been brilliant.
Not always it probably depends on the size of the operation, I did a stint in a call centre for a few weeks and they gave us lists that they bought and split between us to work through and you'd just copy and paste into a dialer. I think there must be lots of people selling lists that are years old because every single list would have loads of people saying they were on the TPS, sometimes said person was deceased etc. If you tell them you are on the TPS and you demand they take your number off their "database"(they might not have one and just add it to a list of numbers not to call in future, there will still be someone selling old lists about to other companies though) then they will do it to cover their backs.

Still these smart phones seem a good idea, it will cut them down drastically I'd imagine, until they find a way around it.
 
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You seem to think these call centres have a human dialling a number. They don't, its a computer that only passes the call to a human agent when they have a live connection on the other end. The smart phone ensures that these type of calls are not connected. Honestly mate, we have gone from 4 to 5 calls nuisance calls per day to nil. We have had this system running for 2 years and its been brilliant.
I'm not on about the call centres though...
 
Not always it probably depends on the size of the operation, I did a stint in a call centre for a few weeks and they gave us lists that they bought and split between us to work through. I think there must be lots of people selling lists that are years old because every single list would have loads of people saying they were on the TPS, sometimes said person was deceased etc. If you tell them you are on the TPS and you demand they take your number off their "database"(they might not have one and just add it to a list of numbers not to call in future, there will still be someone selling old lists about to other companies though) then they will do it to cover their backs.

Still these smart phones seem a good idea, it will cut them down drastically I'd imagine, until they find a way around it.
Check out BT 8600 range.
 
But if I wanted to I could still pull your number from a list, go through the IVR response system and try to sell you unwanted products and services multiple times a day?
Yes. Or you might conclude that someone who's gone to a load of trouble to filter calls might not be the best sales prospect.
 
Yes. Or you might conclude that someone who's gone to a load of trouble to filter calls might not be the best sales prospect.

I've been getting calls from the same people at least 4-5 times a week, sometimes twice a day for the past two or three years.
They're just plain old fucking stupid. They're trying to sell me "air duct cleaning service". I have told them everything from, I live in an igloo, to I have radiators in my house.
They don't give a shit. I told them last week that I have had my air ducts cleaned twice since they started calling me and I wouldn't use them because they don't value my privacy.
They called back three hours later. I once told them that I heat my house by the friction that is caused when I fuck the arsehole out of their Mums and therefore don't have any ducts.
 
I like to play along with them for a while, especially the ppi, pension reviews etc.
When they ask whether I have ever had a bank account, credit card etc I say no never, but you must have they say.
No I only deal in cash is my reply, I'm a gypsy, never paid tax in my life.
 
If we get them the wife will start asking them where they got the number from, where they are calling from, address etc then starts threatening with legal action. Now we hardly get any.

Watched rip off Britain the other week and one bloke was so fed up he got himself a premium rate line. So now when he gets a call he informs them they have phoned a premium rate line then let's them chat away. Think he made about £3000 a year.
 
I once told them that I heat my house by the friction that is caused when I fuck the arsehole out of their Mums and therefore don't have any ducts.

Good thinking, man. At least you get 24 hours of peace while they check your story out.

Me, I can't think why any fcuker would want to call me so I don't answer the phone.
 
No problem with the mobile phone but the landline has these cold callers in fits and starts. Usually they are remote / automated calling systems so that the operator usually doesn't speak for a least a couple of seconds by which time I have put the phone down. Genuine callers normally say something within the first couple of seconds ie how are you doin' fuckwit.
 
I made the schoolboy error of entering a Good Morning Britain competition "win 100k cash" Andi Peters shit thing. Obviously won nothing but got inundated with nuisance calls. Totally my own fault.
 

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