Chant for next derby

[Dethred]

All of these non-stop, plus some other classics such as "she said no, Robin, she said no, Oooh Robin, she said no"

 

[bluemc1]

to thats amore

when the ball hit his head
fergie thought he was dead
poor van persie

its the worst he has seen
even worse than roy keane
poor van persie

but not kicked hard enough
should of been Kolorov
fuxk van persieeeeeeeeeee

 

[Blue Tooth]

Who wobbled his head
Who wobbled his head
Ashley Williams
He wobbled his head

 

[dennishasdoneit]

to thats amore

when the ball hit his head
fergie thought he was dead
poor van persie

its the worst he has seen
even worse than roy keane
poor van persie

but not kicked hard enough
should of been Kolorov
fuxk van persieeeeeeeeeee

i really like this.

 

[Johnsonontheleft]

To 'Ain't love a kick in the head':

How lucky can one guy be
Footballs can be deadly
Like Taggart once said
Ain't that a ball in the head?

Please add extra verses...

 

[Anthony Kun]

to thats amore

when the ball hit his head
fergie thought he was dead
poor van persie

its the worst he has seen
even worse than roy keane
poor van persie

but not kicked hard enough
should of been Kolorov
fuxk van persieeeeeeeeeee

we have a winner!!

 

[BlueHalli]

And could sing to camel gob,in the tune of 'is it a monster'

'Whats that stuck in rios head is it a pound coin is it a pound coin'

 

[paulgmurphyhumphries]

United are planning a van persie tribute on weds, all players to wear black armbands, 1 min silence, and a tributefrom fergie, they are renaming him, RIP

 

[Rolee]

And could sing to camel gob,in the tune of 'is it a monster'

'Whats that stuck in rios head is it a pound coin is it a pound coin'

I always thought that tune would sound great if we replaced 'is it a monster' with 'it's Sheikh Mansour'

Oh and while I'm diverting this thread even further off topic another chant I always thought would sound great is the 'Mr. Mojo risin'' bit from LA Woman with 'theres a Blue Moon risin' ' put in it's place.

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

Lets just shout DIE very loudly and aggresively everytime he comes within 10 yards of us.