Chants for Giggs

[GSW Blue]

Ok, I'm full of cold and going a bit Winehouse on lemsip and Coors light but bear with me I think this could work.

As the rags team is read out, everyone in an even numbered row turns 90 degrees to the right. Everyone in an odd numbered row turns 90 degrees to the left. Then with everyone in position we all proceed to pretend arse fuck the person in front of us whilst singing to the tune of The Conga;

Let's all fuck our families
Let's all fuck our families
Like Ryan Giggs, like Ryan Giggs

Probably need to ensure you have the permission of the person you going to pretend bum fuck but other than that I don't see a problem and think this would look great particularly with the alternate facing rows.

 

[eastlands oasis]

Re: Chants for Giggsy

Who's that twat from down the Valleys,
Whose that dirty little whore?
He's been cheating all his life,
Now he's shagged his brother's wife,
And he won't be getting knighted any more!

Best so far

 

[GSW Blue]

Re: Chants for Giggsy

Who's that twat from down the Valleys,
Whose that dirty little whore?
He's been cheating all his life,
Now he's shagged his brother's wife,
And he won't be getting knighted any more!

Best so far

I agree with you but you're wrong.

 

[bluetonium]

To the tune of Beverly Hillbillies

Come listen to a story 'bout a man named Wayne
He had no hair and the cold got to his brain
Then one day came a doctor and he said
I can take your pubes and put them on your head!

A pelvic syrup that is, a crab perm, bit itchy.

Well the first thing you know ol' Giggs is feeling down
Thinks young Wayne is eyeing his dirty scumbag crown
Fat f*cking chance said Shrek Rooney
My hair grows any longer and you'd f*cking do me!

 

[skillman]

Re: Chants for Giggsy

The fans of the rags and Ryan Giggs will be expecting something like this. So the best thing to do is to do nothing, because by doing nothing it will completely throw them because they will not be expecting us to do nothing. let's leave it to the fans from Liverpool to come up with some good ones when the rags play them at Anfield.

No...I want to take the piss out the guy.

 

[valancius]

Re: Chants for Giggsy

To the tune of The Adams Family:


A player like no other
Screws the missus of his brother
He probably shags his mother
Giggs loves his family

that will be the best to chant to deffo!

 

[Keith Moon]

Appreciating the change of title!

The nickname was meant as irony but sometimes irony just doesn’t work. My apologies for any inconvenience caused.

 

[MCC]

Re: Chants for Giggsy

have we got an hairdo song for shrek

Let`s keep it simple.....

YOU BALD BASTARD!
YOU BALD BASTARD!
YOU BALD BASTARD!

Loving the Bryan Riggs songs. Let`s make sure the scummy twat hears them!

 

[beano46]

Re: Chants for Giggsy

To the tune of The Adams Family:


A player like no other
Screws the missus of his brother
He probably shags his mother
Giggs loves his family

that will be the best to chant to deffo!

This

 

[remember arthur mann]

Re: Chants for Giggsy

I always fear singing song's about an opponents player as it normally comes back to bite you in the arse.

OK we'll wait till we're six nil up!