Chants for Giggs

Re: Chants for Giggsy

(To the tune of "My old man's a dustman")

My old man is Giggsy,
He wears a Giggsy hat
He's fucking my Auntie,
Cos he's a fucking twat
 
Re: Chants for Giggsy

DS 1956 said:
Hes welsh hes red

Hes in his brothers bed

Ryan giggs ryan giggs



Wheres your bald head gone wheres your bald head gone



Whos that bastard with the wig on
Whos that twat behind the fringe
He really looks a prick
And hes gonna take some stick
Cos theres not that much on coleens minge
That's brilliant except the last line needs some work.
 
Re: Chants for Giggsy

Remember United's Cantona Sons.

Well, what about this for Giggsy. A bit long, but if we can get it going, it would be funny as f***!(speakers on) Lol!

There were ten in the bed,
And Giggsy said:
"Roll over! Roll over!"
So they all rolled over,
And one fell out.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqF0ev8UOB4[/youtube]

There were nine in the bed,
And Giggsy said:
"Roll over! Roll over!"
So they all rolled over,
And one fell out.

There were eight in the bed,
And Giggsy said:
"Roll over! Roll over!"
So they all rolled over,
And one fell out.


There were seven in the bed,
And Giggsy said:
"Roll over! Roll over!"
So they all rolled over,
And one fell out.

There were six in the bed,
And Giggsy said:
"Roll over! Roll over!"
So they all rolled over,
And one fell out.

There were five in the bed,
And Giggsy said:
"Roll over! Roll over!"
So they all rolled over,
And one fell out.


There were four in the bed,
And Giggsy said:
"Roll over! Roll over!"
So they all rolled over,
And one fell out.

There were three in the bed,
And Giggsy said:
"Roll over! Roll over!"
So they all rolled over,
And one fell out.

There were two in the bed,
And Giggsy said:
"Roll over! Roll over!"
So they both rolled over,
And one fell out.


There was one in the bed,
And Giggsy said:
"Roll over! Roll over!"
So he rolled right over,
And fell right out.

There were none in the bed,
And Rhodri said......
Giggs sha***ed my wife
"it's over! it's over!"
 
Re: Chants for Giggsy

mcfcliam said:
Giggs, tearing families apart, again!

Brilliant.

BibbyBlue85 said:
I always fear singing song's about an opponents player as it normally comes back to bite you in the arse.

Fuck that, wind him up, then wind him up some more until he has to be carried off with his head stuck up his arse. The sken-eyed bastard stirred his brother's porridge.
 
Re: Chants for Giggsy

Giggsy is a sex pest, Giggsy is a sex pest, nah nah nah nah, cheat! nah nah nah nah cheat!
 
Re: Chants for Giggsy

Who's that twat from down the Valleys,
Whose that dirty little whore?
He's been cheating all his life,
Now he's shagged his brother's wife,
And he won't be getting knighted any more!
 
Re: Chants for Giggsy

Off at a tangent, but I hate it when any Blue refers to one of the dark side by their knicknames!

The recently retired ginger tackling "machine" used to go in my local, and loads of Blues now call him "Scolesy" because they've met him once...fucking hate it!
 
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Perhaps my first effort was too long?

OK.

What about this.

"GIGGS, WILL TEAR YOUR FAMILY APART AGAIN!!"
 
Re: Chants for Giggsy

BrianW said:
Who's that twat from down the Valleys,
Whose that dirty little whore?
He's been cheating all his life,
Now he's shagged his brother's wife,
And he won't be getting knighted any more!

this is very good but i feel may have to be simple to get it really going, like that one

giggs, tearing families apart, agian
 
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Uber Blue said:
Hamann Pineapple said:
Can you taste your brother's dick

I so very much like this^^^ unfortunate phrasing alert...unfortunate phrasing alert...unfortunate phrasing alert...

Can you taste your brothers dick,
Yesssss, Yessssssss,
Can you taste your brothers dick,
Yesssss, Yessssssss,
Can you taste your brothers dick,
While you gave her fanny a lick,
Woooahhh, Woooaaah, YES!
 
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Bert Trautmann's Parachute said:
To the tune of The Adams Family:


A player like no other
Screws the missus of his brother
He probably shags his mother
Giggs loves his family
Ha ha ha!
 
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ryan giggs ryan giggs should have shag a sheep

ryan giggs ryan giggs they dont fucking speak

loved by the welsh

fear by the sheep

ryan giggs shaging sheep
shaging sheep
 
Re: Chants for Giggsy

Jordie said:
DS 1956 said:
Hes welsh hes red

Hes in his brothers bed

Ryan giggs ryan giggs



Wheres your bald head gone wheres your bald head gone



Whos that bastard with the wig on
Whos that twat behind the fringe
He really looks a prick
And hes gonna take some stick
Cos theres not that much on coleens minge

That's brilliant except the last line needs some work.




Meant to put

Cos theres not that much hair on coleens minge
Not much better. Feel free to improve bro, any suggestions?

Alapecia youve got alapecia
Alapecia On your baldy head



oooohhhh wayne rooney hes a wanker, bald as fuck
He thinks hes ace but have you seen his fucking face
He looks like a twat and shoulda just bought a hat


Oooohhh wayne rooney hes a wanker bald as fuck
 

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