Chants for Sunday...

[the_corkys]

to the tune of "this is how it feels"

Husband knows what he's done wrong
fisting geriatrics in his everton thong

They don't see him, theyre in pain
as he bends them over the zimmerframe

So this is how it feels to be rooney
this is how it feels to be bald
this is how it feels, when your heads full of pubes from your balls


please sing this, am giggling as I type.....lol

up next is giggsy !!!<br /><br />-- Sat Jan 07, 2012 5:11 pm --<br /><br />to the tune of "this is how it feels"

Husband knows what he's done wrong
fisting geriatrics in his everton thong

They don't see him, theyre in pain
as he bends them over the zimmerframe

So this is how it feels to be rooney
this is how it feels to be bald
this is how it feels, when your heads full of pubes from your balls


please sing this, am giggling as I type.....lol

up next is giggsy !!!

 

[uwerosler28]

Guys dont get too giddy none of these songs will get a airing tomorrow songs at the games arent generated from a internet forum, they naturally evolve at the games and most of the crowd havent even heard of bluemoon let alone get their song sheets from here

 

[foreverablue18]

to the tune of "this is how it feels"

Husband knows what he's done wrong
fisting geriatrics in his everton thong

They don't see him, theyre in pain
as he bends them over the zimmerframe

So this is how it feels to be rooney
this is how it feels to be bald
this is how it feels, when your heads full of pubes from your balls


please sing this, am giggling as I type.....lol

up next is giggsy !!!


-- Sat Jan 07, 2012 5:11 pm --

to the tune of "this is how it feels"

Husband knows what he's done wrong
fisting geriatrics in his everton thong

They don't see him, theyre in pain
as he bends them over the zimmerframe

So this is how it feels to be rooney
this is how it feels to be bald
this is how it feels, when your heads full of pubes from your balls


please sing this, am giggling as I type.....lol

up next is giggsy !!!

The rooney one had me in stitches!

 

[CMS77]

Isn't it:

If I had the arse of a camel
And if I had the wings of a crow
I'd fly etc. etc?

No sure it use to be if i had the wings of a sparrow if i had the arse of a cow, crow's arse is far to small.

yeah but you'd probably not take off if you had a little birds wings and a huge heavy camels arse

you'd need to waddle over there and shit on their doorstep like some mutant Dodo?

I thought is was eye of an eagle and arse of a dirty black crow.

 

[kunaguero10]

to the tune of "this is how it feels"

Husband knows what he's done wrong
fisting geriatrics in his everton thong

They don't see him, theyre in pain
as he bends them over the zimmerframe

So this is how it feels to be rooney
this is how it feels to be bald
this is how it feels, when your heads full of pubes from your balls


please sing this, am giggling as I type.....lol

up next is giggsy !!!


-- Sat Jan 07, 2012 5:11 pm --

to the tune of "this is how it feels"

Husband knows what he's done wrong
fisting geriatrics in his everton thong

They don't see him, theyre in pain
as he bends them over the zimmerframe

So this is how it feels to be rooney
this is how it feels to be bald
this is how it feels, when your heads full of pubes from your balls


please sing this, am giggling as I type.....lol

up next is giggsy !!!

The rooney one had me in stitches!

Thats brilliant, but i dont actually know the whole tune, is there a video with the tune in it?

 

[city diehard]

If I had the arse of a crow
I'd fly right over old trafford
and shit on the bastards below, below
and shit on the bastards below

This is top and needs to be sung more, hardly ever hear it. Everton sang it and it sounded good (for them)

I thought it was:
If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the arse of a crow
I'd fly over old trafford tomorrow
and shit on the bastards below, below
and shit on the bastards below

 

[s-o-tcity]

TIME FOR YOUR SANDWICHES, TIME FOR YOUR SANDWICHES

F**K OFF BACK TOO LONDON, F**K OFF BACK TOO LONDON

WE ARE TOP THE LEAGUE!!!!!

YOUR GOING TO WIN F**K ALL

WHERES YOU BANNER GONE, WHERES YOUR BANNER GONE???????

MMMYYYYYYYYY FATHER SAID TO ME ONE DAY...........

NEVER FELT MORE LIKE SINGING THE BLUES CITY WIN UNITED LOOSE...

WHERE WERE U WHEN DZECKO SCORED???

WHOS THE SCOUSER IN THE WIG


GIVE IT THE DIRTY RED SCUM TOMORROW BLUES.....

CANT WAIT

 

[i kne albert davy]

If I had the arse of a crow
I'd fly right over old trafford
and shit on the bastards below, below
and shit on the bastards below

This is top and needs to be sung more, hardly ever hear it. Everton sang it and it sounded good (for them)

I thought it was:
If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the arse of a crow
I'd fly over old trafford tomorrow
and shit on the bastards below, below
and shit on the bastards below

Its cow for gods sake how much shits going to come out of a crows arse yer cloth eared bunch.

 

[Jasondh]

to the tune of "this is how it feels"

So this is how it feels to be rooney
this is how it feels to be bald
this is how it feels, when your heads full of pubes from your balls

I love this bit. The 12" version is a bit long but this has got to work?

Tune is below.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-fX0UbpZls&ob=av2e[/youtube]

 

[city68]

Makes sence now....Got to do this ...nice one..quote="Jasondh"]

to the tune of "this is how it feels"

So this is how it feels to be rooney
this is how it feels to be bald
this is how it feels, when your heads full of pubes from your balls

I love this bit. The 12" version is a bit long but this has got to work?

Tune is below.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-fX0UbpZls&ob=av2e[/youtube][/quote]