Chants for Sunday...

(To the tune of 'The Twelve Days of Christmas' [adapted])

On the worst day of Fergie’s life

My true love sent to me

The biggest win in derby history.


On the worst day of Fergie’s life,

my true love sent to me

First goal by Mario

Second goal by Mario

Third goal by Sergio

Fourth goal by Edin

Fifth goal by David

Sixth goal by Edin

And the biggest win in derby history.<br /><br />-- Fri Jan 06, 2012 7:34 pm --<br /><br />Or-

Can you taste your brother's dick,

Can you taste your brother's dick,

Can you taste, can you taste, can you taste your bother's dick,

Can you taste your brother's dick?
 
It's absolutely nailed on their gonna sing the ..20,000 empty seats bollocks song.

So in response i always use this to people who say it...

The city is yours, the city is yours
20,000 empty STREETS
are you fucking sure?
 
WE'RE THE PRIDE
WE'RE THE PRIDE
WE'RE THE PRIDE OF MANCHESTER
WE'RE THE PRIDE OF MANCHESTER

YOU'RE THE SHIT
YOU'RE THE SHIT
YOU'RE THE SHIT OF MANCHESTER
YOU'RE THE SHIT OF MANCHESTER
 
If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the arse of a crow
I'd fly right over old trafford
and shit on the bastards below, below
and shit on the bastards below
 
The "wooda been 10 tune", but with the added

"if mulbarak hadda played, it wooda been ten"

in honour of his "hat trick" a few months back
 
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