Chants for the post-COVID climate.

[Sir peace frog]

where were you we you were fit

 

[Gio's mate]

They're here, they're there, they're every fucking where...

Rubber gloves, rubber gloves!!!

 

[SatOnTheWall]

To the old 70s tune of:

"I'd walk a mile and a bit
To shove your face in some shit
Oh, Pearson"

I'd come to your place
And cough in your face
Oh, (player name).

Needs to be someone you really don't like, I suppose.

 

[CtidBlueMooner]

Blue Moon
You saw me standing alone
We're now 2 metres apart
And my waistline has grown

 

[crazyg]

Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
I've got to self isolate
It's Covid-19 for me.

 

[bada bing]

City's in Lockdown with a billion in the bank


Who ate all the bats,who ate all the bats

 

[kaz7]

It used to be shite but now it's alright,footy in a covid wonderland

 

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

It used to be shite but now it's alright,footy in a covid wonderland

Swap shite and alright around and that's spot on.

 

[citymad]

Hit em on the head,
hit em on the head,
hit em on the head with a rubber glove
oh yeah,oh yeah.

 

[dennis1976]

we've been to the kitchen, the living room , the back yard alone,
but weve still got our empty couch , empty couch at home,
empty couch at home.

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

"Covid, tearing your lungs apart again"

"My father said to me one day "have you got a tissue?"
if it's Covid you're out the door and I won't see you no more
and then one Saturday afternoon he took me to one side
He said "my son my lungs have gone and this is a lesson in pride"
You see the scum you stay alert
Keep two metres apart
and when you've had your vaccine
You're sure to hear this sound
Hark now hear
United cough
City stayed away
And we will fight for every breath
Because of Covid day"

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

U-N-I-T-E-D
The footballing Covid-19
With a knick knack, paddy whack give your wife a bone
VAR are on the phone.

 

[Starr Gate Blue]

All we are singing .... is give us a vaccine.

 

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

We're gonna cough and sneeze
We're gonna cough and sneeze
And then get coronavirus
And then get coronavirus
And then get coronavi-i-rus
We're gonna cough and sneeze