Chants for the swamp

[jayfx]

Trafford metropolitan borough
Home of
Manchester united

Embarrassing

What's embarrassing about Trafford? You're embarrassing for not realising a lot of City fans come from Trafford!

You do know that Trafford's enterpises go towards Manchester's GDP, don't you?! Without Trafford Park (the biggest industrial estate in Europe), Manchester's GDP would be far lower!

Calm down, he's not having a pop at your wonderful trafford. The clue to what's embarrassing is in the quote!

 

[AttunLatot]

Mario Balotelli, He throws Dart..
He will make you realise that OT is a swamp \m/

This is genius. What is the tune though?

 

[SS117]

Manchester is blue, Manchester is blue, London's red & Ireland's too, Manchester is blue!

 

[AJ71]

To the tune of "When the blues go marching in"

The Stretford End, The Streftord End
Is Always Full, Is Always Full,
The Stretford End Is Always Full,
Of Japenese Tourists and Cockneys
The Stretford End Is Always Full......

 

[Rammyblues]

Hopefully it will be

We are Top by 5 0 clock.

 

[bluemooster]

He's only a poor granny shagger,
his ears are to big for a hat,
the gleam off his head made him go red,
so he's using some hair off his balls

change the last bit if u can get a better line in ;)

 

[VinnieKomp]

To the tune of "When the blues go marching in"

The Stretford End, The Streftord End
Is Always Full, Is Always Full,
The Stretford End Is Always Full,
Of Japenese Tourists and Cockneys
The Stretford End Is Always Full......

LOL

 

[Blue Mist]

How about
"Corporate Corporate gives us a song"

To which I will reply

Trafford is yours Trafford is theirs
I'm getting thrown out cos Trafford is theirs.

Yes I have been 'invited' by rag business man and I couldn't say no.
One prawn sandwich I've only eaten one prawn sandwich

 

[bluemooster]

Pink Floyed Brick In The Wall.

We dont need no hair implants.
Is that fringe from Giggs's chest!
HEY Rooney leave my Gran alone.

 

[sir malcom]

Something about Wooneys wig, as hes meant to be very very touchy on the HAIR subject,got to give it to liverpool though last week......WHOS THE SCOUSER IN THE WIG.