Ched Evans - serious injury

[mcmanus]

160,000 people have signed a petition to stop Evans from carrying on with his life after serving his sentence.

I kinda doubt that they themselves, their family members, their friends or workmates haven't committed a crime. In fact I'll platt shit if they are all squeaky clean.

Fuck me theres a bit of a difference in not being squeaky clean and being a convicted rapist.

So what should he do?

Wear a hair shirt and live off berries and nuts?

The lad has done his time and I bet being a celebrity rapist in jail wasn't easy.

 

[Juan King]

We have a legal system so that sentences can be given out by courts. I don't like that the media & people with petitions are trying to impose their own sentence after someone has already served the one imposed by the court.

 

[mcmanus]

He could be my footstool


I need one

What the fuck?

Sorry mate, they escaped from the kitchen. I'll pop em back.

Just weird.

Evans should be a car washer or girl Bob's footstool? I always thought blues were sensible.

 

[DelToro]

What the fuck?

Sorry mate, they escaped from the kitchen. I'll pop em back.

Just weird.

Evans should be a car washer or girl Bob's footstool? I always thought blues were sensible.

No you didn't mcmanus, no you didn't.

And anyway, don't deny that the thought of being girl bob's footstool has awakened something in you.

 

[mcmanus]

Sorry mate, they escaped from the kitchen. I'll pop em back.

Just weird.

Evans should be a car washer or girl Bob's footstool? I always thought blues were sensible.

No you didn't mcmanus, no you didn't.

And anyway, don't deny that the thought of being girl bob's footstool has awakened something in you.

No. I find it very strange.

Ammy thinks Ched is only fit to wash her car and girl Bob wants to use him to put her feet on. Fucking weird.

I guess it takes all sorts.

 

[chris85mcfc]

Just weird.

Evans should be a car washer or girl Bob's footstool? I always thought blues were sensible.

No you didn't mcmanus, no you didn't.

And anyway, don't deny that the thought of being girl bob's footstool has awakened something in you.

No. I find it very strange.

Ammy thinks Ched is only fit to wash her car and girl Bob wants to use him to put her feet on. Fucking weird.

I guess it takes all sorts.

You seem shocked Mcmanus

 

[SteWadda]

Reckon Wigan will sign him

 

[dronefromsector7g]

Just weird.

Evans should be a car washer or girl Bob's footstool? I always thought blues were sensible.

No you didn't mcmanus, no you didn't.

And anyway, don't deny that the thought of being girl bob's footstool has awakened something in you.

No. I find it very strange.

Ammy thinks Ched is only fit to wash her car and girl Bob wants to use him to put her feet on. Fucking weird.

I guess it takes all sorts.

Not sure but they might be being sarcastic.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Ched should be employed to pick McManus' jaw up from the floor every time he is shocked by a shit joke

 

[mcmanus]

No you didn't mcmanus, no you didn't.

And anyway, don't deny that the thought of being girl bob's footstool has awakened something in you.

No. I find it very strange.

Ammy thinks Ched is only fit to wash her car and girl Bob wants to use him to put her feet on. Fucking weird.

I guess it takes all sorts.

You seem shocked Mcmanus

Not really as the Cellar has become a parody of mumsnet.

I asked a simple question 3 or 4 times regards Ched's future employment if not that as a footballer how should he earn a living. If Ammy and girl Bob's responses are sarcastic then I still haven't got a proper reply.