Chelsea (a) pre-match thread

[adeinchessy]

I'd love it if Raheem bags today. Bit weird this from the crock.

Come on lads. I love Raheem but credit where it's due. This is a surprisingly good impression. We'd all laugh if it was Mendy doing it.

 

[Blue Coop]

Shed End are very confident.

If Walker plays well with Hazard I think we have a lot more than them going forward. It's a shame Kompany is out because he would eat Morata up.

 

[CityInWashingtonState]

It's hardly a must not lose game,if we do it puts Chelsea level on points with us and probably 3 behind the rags who haven't played any tricky games yet.
If we do lose the important thing is not to let it derail us like happened last season.

+1
However, our final standing in the league is likely to be dictated by how well we preform against the remaining top-6 clubs; the Scum and Chelsea and likely Totenham too will very rarely drop points against lesser competition - so we must match that and then perform well against the elite.

Losing to Chelsea will be a setback should it occur.

 

[Jazzcat]

I hope he isn't... I'd want to make them suffer every time I played them....

There's still Courtois to aim his rage at, perhaps that could be more efficient.

 

[The Riot Club]

Toughest fixture of any club's season in this league. If someone has a poor game, misses too many chances, especially early on, or more likely the officials are shit/biased then we lose.

Vital that Otamendi doesnt dive in or give the ball away, Fern keeps his head in the face of incessant goading from Fabregas, and our forwards take their chances as we won't get many and they'll be playing everything through Hazard who as well as being insanely skilful is also a diving, snide little cünt who will make sure the ref gives everything their way.

Not a game to enjoy but to endure I think. Would take 0-0 right now.

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

Come on lads. I love Raheem but credit where it's due. This is a surprisingly good impression. We'd all laugh if it was Mendy doing it.

Defend your own.... fuck that Flemish twunt

I'm hoping this isn't a deliberate ploy to add some pressure to the lad as he has a propensity to over think, however im expecting Raz to slam this down the cockney chavs throats...

Fuck tin tin

 

[adeinchessy]

LOL...The bottom feeders clearly rate our chances....

What do you call a collection of arses? I don't know either but there are 3 of them here.
What about these choices:
KDB or Alonso
Sterling or Pedro
Sane or Willian
Stones or Cahill
There is no question that Kyle Walker is better than Moses
As for the other comparisons would you take Courtois in place of Ederson or Morata in place of Jesus? Neither would I.
Where was the question "Who would you rather watch?"?

 

[Deleted member 81382]

I'd love it if Raheem bags today. Bit weird this from the crock.

Be funny if Sterling scored a last minute winner and then celebrated by limping to the halfway line like Hazard when he subbed himself off against Leicester because he wanted to save face. The fucking mercenary.

 

[Hoghead]

If the ref keeps his cards in his pocket (except for diving) then it should be a very close game and difficult to call. Take half our chances and it's ours.

 

[Jazzcat]

Defend your own.... fuck that Flemish twunt

He's actually a Walloon, so 'tin tin' is about right.