Chelsea interested in Laporte, I'm interested in a threesome with Margot Robbie and Ana de Armas, neither has a shot in hell at happening
I salute your choice of ladies
Chelsea interested in Laporte, I'm interested in a threesome with Margot Robbie and Ana de Armas, neither has a shot in hell at happening
Ah a fellow man of cultureI salute your choice of ladies
Bet you didn’t think you’d buy Lukaku for £100m and boot him out on loan the year after.Can’t believe a random article in the daily fucking post has some of you rattled like this. The chances of Chelsea approaching City for Laporte is as slim as City cancelling Haaland’s contract and booting him out of the club. You can rest easy guys. I don’t think this one has any legs.
Bet you didn’t think you’d buy Lukaku for £100m and booting him out on loan the year after.
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It’d be wanting to go back to Dortmund to be a perfect correlation.Fair point tbh :)
If Haaland has the disaster of season Lukaku had and starts itching for a move to Real Madrid two months into the season, I think Pep might just literally eat him alive.
Who is Ana de Armas?I salute your choice of ladies