Chelsea Thread (2015-16)

[cleavers]

How dare you make such an accusation ;0

What that dirty clothes need landering ? I do mine regularly.

 

[waspish]

Looks awesome

 

[cleavers]

Looks awful

:)

 

[stony]

It looks like a crude communal hut that you see in remote regions of the Amazon rain forest.

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

it's more Mont Wank, than Mont Blanc 2bh.

 

[City_Sean]

Honestly don't think Mourinho will see out the year.

 

[cleavers]

Papy Djilobodji: Chelsea man left out of Champions League squad

Another inspired signing.

 

[aguero93:20]

Just saw this comment by a chelsea fan,

Messi an Ronaldo only get 50/60 goals a season in Spain because apart from real barca an the other Madrid the rest of the league are rubbish in England they would be championship teams at best.. I might be wrong but I think ronaldos best goal tally at Man U was around 30.. If hazard went to real or barca I think he would get a better goal tally than ronny or messi

Ha. What's Hazards best here? 12? About half of them penalties as well.

 

[aguero93:20]

Papy Djilobodji: Chelsea man left out of Champions League squad

Another inspired signing.

Don't know how they expect to beat Dynamo and Tel Aviv in Scrabble now tbh.

 

[Tez Tosterone]

Just 32 departures from Chelsea this transfer window:-

OUT: Petr Cech Arsenal, £10m; Thorgan Hazard Borussia Mönchengladbach, £3m; Oriol Romeu Southampton, £5m; Josh McEachran Brentford, £400,000; Gaël Kakuta Sevilla, £4m; Filipe Luís Atlético Madrid, £16m; Didier Drogba Montreal, released. Loans: Marco van Ginkel Stoke City; Mohamed Salah Roma; Christian Atsu Bournemouth; Mario Pasalic Monaco; Tomas Kalas Middlesbrough; Patrick Bamford Crystal Palace; Michael Hector Reading; Nathan Aké Watford; Juan Cuadrado Juventus; Marko Marin Trabzonspor; Lucas Piazon Reading; Victor Moses West Ham; Andreas Christensen Borussia M’gladbach; Matej Delac FK Sarajevo; Wallace Carpi; Kenneth Omeruo Kasimpasa; Jordan Houghton Gillingham; Jeremie Boga Rennes; Nathaniel Chalobah Napoli; Alex Davey Peterborough; Todd Kane Nijmegen; Ulises Davila Victória Setúbal; Stipe Perica Udinese; Cristian Maneo Mouscron; Bekanty Victorien Angban, Cristian Cuevas, Joao Rodríguez all St-Truiden; Lewis Baker, Nathan, Isaiah Brown, Danilo Pantic, Dominic Solanke all Vitesse Arnhem

"Scientists have predicted that by the year 2020, you will never be more than 6ft away from someone who is 'on loan from Chelsea'."

 

[somapop]

It he the look of that mountain in Close enounters of he 3rd kind.
Huge amount if internal space by the looks of it: hotel/retail?

 

[stony]

I can't believe more isn't being made of how much Chelsea abuse the loan system. We got slagged off for loaning Denayer out, one cockroach in the media was so outraged he demanded that we sell him if we don't want him.

 

[Worst Case Ontario]

New Stamford bridge will look unique at least, I quite like it, much better than your average bowl stadium

 

[crazyg]

New Stamford bridge will look unique at least, I quite like it, much better than your average bowl stadium

Looks like a bald Dalek!

 

[smudgedj]

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...oze-her-out-of-firstteam-duties-10491916.html

 

[mat]

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...oze-her-out-of-firstteam-duties-10491916.html

The staged decline of Maureen declining to join the rags continues....

 

[IH8MUFC]

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...oze-her-out-of-firstteam-duties-10491916.html

What exactly can she sue for? She is still in a job.

 

[Slashman X]

Constructive dismissal?

 

[bluemoon32]

What exactly can she sue for? She is still in a job.

Sexism ?
Being called a secretary ?

 

[mat]

Sexism ?
Being called a secretary ?

The Racist didn't make her cum? (Allegedly)