Chelsea Thread - 2021/22

[chesterbells]

That’s them officially not even worth worrying about.

In the league, yes ;-)

 

[LongsightM13]

Will they be waving inflatable P45s at Herr Flick next game?

 

[Barcon]

Michael Stipe looking twat.

 

[Vialli98]

Chelsea’s success is all down to a Billionaire Russian Jew. I’m sure Chelsea fans are anti Tottenham rather than anti Jewish

I'm sure for most it's just antii Spurs stuff but that still doesn't excuse the antisemitic language and the abhorrent hissing when we play them.

 

[jimharri]

 

[14aguero]

Michael Stipe looking twat.

Tuchel is neither shiny nor happy.

 

[Aba452]

Big Paul is an anthropologist from Ghana. So not a virologist or someone who understands viral outbreaks or football at any level it would seem!

On the plus side, he might be able to tell us when keown will be able to make for for himself......

:-)

 

[Barcon]

Haha. Who's this jelly headed simpleton?

 

[Impeccable One]

The defensive twat dropped more points, what will his excuse be this time.

Wonder if he’ll say they deserved a draw ?

 

[The First Earl]

Haha. Who's this jelly headed simpleton?

You’ve already answered your own question. A simpleton..
end of.

 

[East Level 2]

Are they sponsored by 3 because they are likely to finish third?

 

[cheekybids]

Ladies & Gentlemen, Tuchel the FIFA coach of the year.

 

[lancs blue]

Did the clown look at our early season - Spurs, Leicester, Chelsea and Liverpool as our first four aways? Of course it's got easier, what a dumb fucker.

 

[chesterbells]

Did the clown look at our early season - Spurs, Leicester, Chelsea and Liverpool as our first four aways? Of course it's got easier, what a dumb fucker.

Has to be a wind up.
Doesn’t it?

 

[Mike N]

Did they fail to win again tonight because City are boring?

 

[trotsky]

Ladies & Gentlemen, Tuchel the FIFA coach of the year.

To be fair, after Tuchel beat Pep in the FACup semi and in the final in Porto I thought he had his measure. How wrong me and FIFA were. I will try not to doubt Pep again.
Although FIFAs mistake was nothing compared to the award of manager of the year going to Pardew and Pulis instead of Bobby and the Charming Man.

 

[manimanc]

He's a dipper. Look at his info below his name. Another mardarse springs to life.

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

won 2 of their last 9 league games, and in those games they scored 4 penalties (2 in each).

They haven't won a league game purely by open play since 1 December.

Prior to our 2-0 win in the derby, they were 5 points clear after 10 games, since then:

Pld: 13, W: 4, D: 7, L: 2, GS: 20, GC: 15, GD: +5, Pts: 19/39.

In the meantime, we have:

P: 12, W: 12, D: 0, L: 0, GS: 34, GC: 7, GD: +27, Pts: 36/36.

Some swing...

 

[Mr Partridge]

Did they fail to win again tonight because City are boring?

No, it was because we haven't been affected by COVID. At all.

 

[117 M34]

Are they sponsored by 3 because they are likely to finish third?

Im sure they'd snap your hand off to guarantee finishing 3rd