Chelsea Thread - 2023/24

[burning blue soul]

Just found out tonight that the opposite of midas touch is Nicholas Jackson.lol.

The Jackson Slap? :)

 

[decmancity]

I haven't seen a team that has basically finished their season look so far away from any resemblance of cohesion and tactics. What the fuck has Poch been doing on the training pitch

 

[wolviedinho]

Good fair assessment

Under Romans reign you had it. Ruthless club that won no matter who was in charge.

 

[jonah62]

hoping Caicedo leaves a couple on Arsenal players in midweek
Dirty ****

 

[Corky]

Poch is a fraud. Cole ends up with no medal and probably no European football next season.

He got one for the Super Cup where he played a major role.

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

I haven't seen a team that has basically finished their season look so far away from any resemblance of cohesion and tactics. What the fuck has Poch been doing on the training pitch

Errrr, have you seen the scum play at all???

 

[balotellishaircut]

Jackson is actually pretty good. He can’t finish to save his life and sometimes he does rather dumbfounding things but generally he’s a good player who’s had a pretty good individual season.

People in the media are going on like he missed open nets or sitters, he got both shots on target and Ortega pulled off two wonderful saves, sometimes you have to praise the keeper. Jackson will become a very good player for you guys imo.

 

[decmancity]

Errrr, have you seen the scum play at all???

Not really, unless they are playing against us.

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

Not really, unless they are playing against us.

I watch them occasionally now which I’ve never done previously. Just because it’s so fucking hilarious. They get outplayed by everybody, and I mean everybody. I have seen Burnley and Sheffield United (at times) outplay them this season. They have absolutely zero structure to their play and basically just rely on the fact that their individual players are often slightly better than the opposition. They are way worse than Chelsea in this regard.

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

How can a forward be pretty good and at the same time not able to finish. That’s his job.

And you are Roy Keane and I claim…