Cheryl call me- JT

[goose72]

Bit pedantic on the limerick front, but for the sake of parity, this is a limerick...

There was a young girl from Newcastle
who Ashley Cole caused lots of hassle
I sent her a text, and now we've had sex
So the lot of you can sod off cos I've pulled.

(Some of the above may not be entirely true in the strictest sense...)

 

[whydelilah]

Okay okay, this any better: -

Miss Cole is a girl who was bitter
She dumped Ashley Cole via Twitter
No longer a WAG, on my cock she will gag
And then take it rate up her shitter

 

[goose72]

There was a young lady called Tweedy,
Who said 'Ashley - you I don't needy.
I've fallen for Goose, he makes my vag loose
And my orgasm's so fucking speedy'.

?

 

[jacko8684]

There was a young lady called Tweedy,
Who said 'Ashley - you I don't needy.
I've fallen for Goose, he makes my vag loose
And my orgasm's so fucking speedy'.

?

CLASSIC

 

[Ballet On Ice]

You could even add a second verse

Never mind the love and passion
Slap it up her doggy fashion

 

[whydelilah]

There was a young lady called Tweedy,
Who said 'Ashley - you I don't needy.
I've fallen for Goose, he makes my vag loose
And my orgasm's so fucking speedy'.

?

Quality....but you can f**k off...this one is much better: -

There was a young lady called Tweedy,
Who said 'Ashley - you I don't needy.
She loved WhyDeliliah, right deep down inside her
He made her orgasm so speedy.

;-)

 

[whydelilah]

You could even add a second verse

Never mind the love and passion
Slap it up her doggy fashion

Never mind the love and passion
Just slap it up her doggy fashion
She pulled down my zip, then sucked on my dick
And then I gave her a good bashin’

 

[Trigger]

Bit pedantic on the limerick front, but for the sake of parity, this is a limerick...

There was a young girl from Newcastle
who Ashley Cole caused lots of hassle
I sent her a text, and now we've had sex
So the lot of you can sod off cos I've pulled.

(Some of the above may not be entirely true in the strictest sense...)

Actually being more pedantic a limerick has 5 lines so should read

There was a young girl from Newcastle
who Ashley Cole caused lots of hassle
I sent her a text,
and now we've had sex
So the lot of you can sod off cos I've pulled

so nur ;)

 

[Ballet On Ice]

You could even add a second verse

Never mind the love and passion
Slap it up her doggy fashion

Never mind the love and passion
Just slap it up her doggy fashion
She pulled down my zip, then sucked on my dick
And then I gave her a good bashin’

Quality

Do you think we could get on X factor with this

 

[whydelilah]

Never mind the love and passion
Just slap it up her doggy fashion
She pulled down my zip, then sucked on my dick
And then I gave her a good bashin’

Quality

Do you think we could get on X factor with this

Definitely.

I don’t think Cheryl would put us through to the next round though.