Cheryl Cole or Nicole Scherzinger

[BlueinCumbria]

Right lads - picture the scene.............

You're in America, both of these beauties want to be a judge on your show titled 'mingefactor'.....

To tempt you into making one of them a judge, they are both lying in a hotelroom, wetter than pouring tap!

Cheryl calls and says "alreet you fat ****. Got a bit of bait here for you. I'm canny wet like and me kegs are reet claggy. Divvent choose that slag Scherzinger. Haway come and have a gawk at us like. I'll mebbies suck you off pet. Whay aye it's scran time like!"

You're all of a fluster.............your phone rings again........

Nicole says "fuck me"

Which room you going in boys??

 

[MCFC BOB]

Scherzinger - her orgasm wouldn't make my ears explode.

 

[AntonDonJuan]

Nicole every day of the week

 

[pips]

Gotta be hamiltons bit of fluff .

 

[pudge]

The OP didn't half attempt to sway people's decisions LOL

 

[Mayor West]

Cheryl Cole without doubt.

 

[jimharri]

Decisions, decisions!!

 

[Big G]

Can we go 50/50? Like fuck am I gonna phone a friend.

 

[TFC]

Whatever is said in the press, I firmly believe Cole got the shoe cos no fucker over here would have been able to understand her. I would take her over Nicole any day of the week tho :P

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Tweedy.