chinese banquets

[Feed-The-Goat]

Fucking LOL!!

 

[phoenixxblue]

Chadderton is your location, I see? You will already know about Ocean Treasure then. May I also suggest one in Middleton called Hings? Been going there for years and years. Lovely food.

I used to work there (Hings) as a delivery driver - you would never eat there again if you saw what goes on the kitchens!!

 

[Dogtanian]

They were the least convincing fictional Chinese person since Mr Moto.
Loved the ever more desperate attempts to appear genuine — "I love Cato".
It was like Father Ted's slideshow to Craggy Island's Chinatown in the classic 'racist' episode.
"Cato!!!! Where will he spring from next?!!!!
"The Chinese. A great bunch of lads"

Ming the merciless there of course

 

[pominoz]

I have noticed by the way a heavy cynicism directed towards me for some reason and people making assumptions about me such as a lack of interest in football. I don't think I ever said I had no interest in City, obviously I haven't invested as much time and effort as most on here but I am as excited as anyone about the coming weekend. My boyfriend wanted to join initially but he feels his English isn't good enough and is a little shy to post. Judging by some of the things posted towards me on here I'm glad he didn't join.

Do you have any idea why people should be so sceptical?

Probably because they - some of them - are paranoid about United fans coming on here incognito and trolling, which in turn is due to their massive inferiority complex.

I think what Daisy has been subjected to on here, particularly in the other thread, is disgusting and, speaking as an Englishman, thoroughly embarrassing. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

I'm looking forward to seeing that photo Daisy...

sorry for your loss Horsham Blue

I really did lol, good one :)

 

[2sheikhs]

Opposite wetherspoons in sale there's a chinese that does the all you can eat. He fucking regretted letting me in there because they had hot and sour soup. Had about 2 pints of it. Crispy duck with pancake rolls. I can eat my own bodyweight in that stuff. If he thought giving us small plates was going to stop me eating a ton of grub he was badly mistaken.

What did you have for main and dessert?

Sweet and sour chicken, beef in blackbean, that green curry stuff and that rice with all different bits in it. I didn't really fancy a pudding.

 

[Danbert]

Chadderton is your location, I see? You will already know about Ocean Treasure then. May I also suggest one in Middleton called Hings? Been going there for years and years. Lovely food.

I used to work there (Hings) as a delivery driver - you would never eat there again if you saw what goes on the kitchens!!

Bloody hell - I love Hings too.

Go on then tell me what goes on in the kitchens and i'll decide if i have to move to a new place or not.

 

[XxRachXx]

could just eat a chinese :|

 

[MATCITY]

I have noticed by the way a heavy cynicism directed towards me for some reason and people making assumptions about me such as a lack of interest in football. I don't think I ever said I had no interest in City, obviously I haven't invested as much time and effort as most on here but I am as excited as anyone about the coming weekend. My boyfriend wanted to join initially but he feels his English isn't good enough and is a little shy to post. Judging by some of the things posted towards me on here I'm glad he didn't join.

Do you have any idea why people should be so sceptical?

Probably because they - some of them - are paranoid about United fans coming on here incognito and trolling, which in turn is due to their massive inferiority complex.

I think what Daisy has been subjected to on here, particularly in the other thread, is disgusting and, speaking as an Englishman, thoroughly embarrassing. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

I'm looking forward to seeing that photo Daisy...

sorry for your loss Horsham Blue

Well played Tom

 

[Scareye]

What a great thread!!!
I haven't understood a lot of it, but very entertaining.

 

[phoenixxblue]

Chadderton is your location, I see? You will already know about Ocean Treasure then. May I also suggest one in Middleton called Hings? Been going there for years and years. Lovely food.

I used to work there (Hings) as a delivery driver - you would never eat there again if you saw what goes on the kitchens!!

Bloody hell - I love Hings too.

Go on then tell me what goes on in the kitchens and i'll decide if i have to move to a new place or not.

All the meat / veg is left out when in use until the end of the night, back door of the kitchen open, flies everywhere, all the chefs smoking (whilst cooking sometimes). Tea towels they use to wipe out the woks after cooking absolutely rank, been used to handle raw meat, bloodstained etc. Ive seen loads of times stuff dropped on the floor - once a full bowl of prawns, put straight back in the pan. Generally, not that clean, carboard on the floor to stop them slipping on all the crap / grease, which gets all soaked with food and you have got sauces and stuff just above this underneath where they cook. Oh and, just if your interested, the prawn toast is made out of that really cheap, tesco value range bread! Environmental health turned up one night when I was working, they got a right bollocking and a "notice to improve" thing. Katie, the owner is nice as pie to the customers but she is a absolute bitch with the staff. She owned a terraced house in Middleton to house the workers (a lot were migrants from Malaysia and China who spoke no English) - squalor wasnt the word, you wouldnt let a dog live in it.

 

[paphos-mcfc]

I used to work there (Hings) as a delivery driver - you would never eat there again if you saw what goes on the kitchens!!

Bloody hell - I love Hings too.

Go on then tell me what goes on in the kitchens and i'll decide if i have to move to a new place or not.

All the meat / veg is left out when in use until the end of the night, back door of the kitchen open, flies everywhere, all the chefs smoking (whilst cooking sometimes). Tea towels they use to wipe out the woks after cooking absolutely rank, been used to handle raw meat, bloodstained etc. Ive seen loads of times stuff dropped on the floor - once a full bowl of prawns, put straight back in the pan. Generally, not that clean, carboard on the floor to stop them slipping on all the crap / grease, which gets all soaked with food and you have got sauces and stuff just above this underneath where they cook. Oh and, just if your interested, the prawn toast is made out of that really cheap, tesco value range bread! Environmental health turned up one night when I was working, they got a right bollocking and a "notice to improve" thing. Katie, the owner is nice as pie to the customers but she is a absolute bitch with the staff. She owned a terraced house in Middleton to house the workers (a lot were migrants from Malaysia and China who spoke no English) - squalor wasnt the word, you wouldnt let a dog live in it.

So the foods alright then?

 

[phoenixxblue]

Well I got a free curry and rice at the end of every shift and I never said no - just watched em make it!!

 

[paphos-mcfc]

Well I got a free curry and rice at the end of every shift and I never said no - just watched em make it!!

After all what you described and you still ate it? Did you take your own tea towel?

 

[Danbert]

Bloody hell - I love Hings too.

Go on then tell me what goes on in the kitchens and i'll decide if i have to move to a new place or not.

All the meat / veg is left out when in use until the end of the night, back door of the kitchen open, flies everywhere, all the chefs smoking (whilst cooking sometimes). Tea towels they use to wipe out the woks after cooking absolutely rank, been used to handle raw meat, bloodstained etc. Ive seen loads of times stuff dropped on the floor - once a full bowl of prawns, put straight back in the pan. Generally, not that clean, carboard on the floor to stop them slipping on all the crap / grease, which gets all soaked with food and you have got sauces and stuff just above this underneath where they cook. Oh and, just if your interested, the prawn toast is made out of that really cheap, tesco value range bread! Environmental health turned up one night when I was working, they got a right bollocking and a "notice to improve" thing. Katie, the owner is nice as pie to the customers but she is a absolute bitch with the staff. She owned a terraced house in Middleton to house the workers (a lot were migrants from Malaysia and China who spoke no English) - squalor wasnt the word, you wouldnt let a dog live in it.

So the foods alright then?

Fucking hell - i've been eating in there for years but you've put me right off the place now.

 

[phoenixxblue]

Well I got a free curry and rice at the end of every shift and I never said no - just watched em make it!!

After all what you described and you still ate it? Did you take your own tea towel?

Thats why I used to watch them do it, if I didnt fancy it the dog used to get a curry supper!