Chlamydia/Gonorrea testing

Armaan

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Hope someone can help with this. The clinics ive been in touch with all say you have to wait 14 days since exposure to take the test yet many doctors online seem to think 6/7 days is more than enough? Anyone on here qualified to help me out here?
 
Well you've definitely come to the right place if it's medical advice you're after. Whatever you do, don't listen to what the clinic have told you, what you read on here will definitely be correct.
 
You need the following items:
1. A beer glass.
2. A can of Domestos.

You empty the contents of item 2 into item 1. You then drop your trousers, take a firm grip of your todger and place said appendage into item 1. Problem solved. No need to thank me, I'm just happy to be of service. Also, the added bonus that the ladies go wild for the smell of item 2. As the hip young things would say; winner winner, chicken dinner.
 

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