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[jimharri]

So easy - Jinxy Magee

:) first cat and mums maiden name lol

Jesus - I knew I'd seen you somewhere before.

That scene in the massage parlour......... with the football team.........dear lord you were professional.

Christmas or not, we need that link posting. The mods won't mind; as Noddy Holder shouted al those years ago, IT'S CHRISTMAS!!

 

[BlueBearBoots]

So easy - Jinxy Magee

:) first cat and mums maiden name lol

Jesus - I knew I'd seen you somewhere before.

That scene in the massage parlour......... with the football team.........dear lord you were professional.

Did you get plenty of nice scented massage oils chabs? ;)

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

**** Destroyer

 

[Innsbruckblue]

There's always the internet to help solve the problem

http://pr0nname.com/

This gives me Johnny Cumalot

I got 'Harry, the really famous porn star'.

 

[@BluePhil8]

Thanks for the link...

Mine came out as "Buck Pickle".

 

[BimboBob]

SpunkBob Losepants.

 

[idahoblues]

Which is actually Latin for.....
Johnny smalldik :)

I'm racking my brain trying to come up with one Latin response but failed miserably at school with all languages, so will just own up that I had to have a penis reduction operation as kept getting it caught in doors and dragging it around in the snow

You should have just worn the prosthetic legs you were given - better option I'd have thought?

Shit! why didn't I think of that, especially with this cold weather

 

[Ascetic]

Vic Deddick

 

[DelToro]

So easy - Jinxy Magee

:) first cat and mums maiden name lol

Jesus - I knew I'd seen you somewhere before.

That scene in the massage parlour......... with the football team.........dear lord you were professional.

Did you get plenty of nice scented massage oils chabs? ;)

Yep.

I just need someone with gentle hands and great technique to rub them into me.

And no, don't suggest drone.

 

[dronefromsector7g]

Buster Klopper.






Chabs you always say I've got great hands.