Chris Moyles...

DirtyEddie said:
havent listened to him for years. i used to listen to him a lot when he did the 4pm-6pm slot because he followed the always excellent mark and lard.

he's an absolute embarassment. he knows absolutely nothing about music as anyone could tell from his disasterous appearance on never mind the buzzcocks many years ago.

his entire schtick seems to be playing up to late 90s lads/pub culture - basically loaded (or one of those other mags) for the radio. which consists of really contrived pub style 'banter' between him and his mates, only without any sense of wit or humour. what the hell was 'comedy' dave all about? i can just imagine what he'd be like in a pub, he'd be the bloke sat at the top of the table, surrounded by arse licking mates, while he holds court with tale after tale of how amazing and funny he is, mistaking being loud and obnoxious with being funny.

as for him being leeds scum, i very clearly remember from his afternoon days that he cared nothing for football but made a conscious effort to start pretending to be a big leeds supporter just to add to his pub/bloke credentials.

spot on 'Dirty'

The most annoying thing about him for me is the fact that the national broadcasters think being loud and obnoxious is suitable for their, and our, flagship radio show.
 
backagain said:
EastStandLower said:
Cant stand him!

I ve been working over in Liverpool this week and and unfortunately they've had radio 1 on in the morning.
I just cant get my head round why the self proclaimed saviour of radio 1 is hugely popular?
He's an egotistical homophobic c#nt with a chip on his shoulder the size of Yorkshire. He just loves getting arse licked by his grovelling posse and the celebs seem to court him like hes the next big thing (pun intended).
He is so much in love with himself, despite the fact that he is a fat, talentless, loathsome piece of shit who receives great wedges of my licence money. His audience is massive, he has a rap pour with the celebs and I just cant see how he has got to where he is?
Am I missing something?
Whats your opinion?

Chris Moyles is a ...................

Only opened this thread cause I hoped he was DEAD!
*giggles*


A close friend has asked me to ask on here if there is an email address for him? my close friend would like to let him know exactly what he thinks of him
 
bagsy67 said:
I thought he reached a new low earlier this year when he did that Kilimanjaro thing - there was obviously loads of publicity about it and he was all over tv promoting it which is fair enough, it's for charity etc, but then (coincidentally?) he launched his latest dire attempt at a tv career (The Chris Moyles Quiz Night) the following week thus benefitting from all the free publicity. What an odious, self absorbed, unfunny twunt.

The fat twat's desperate to break into TV but he's no natural - in fact he's embarassingly awkward.

I never listen to him now but I used to have the radio on when driving to work about 3 years ago and at one point I lost signal and had to listen to Radio One and it was this dick and his cronies talking about themselves constantly - what they did the night before, how long they play on x-box live when the show finishes, how many fags they'd smoked that week - I remember screaming at the radio 'for fucks sake play some fucking music' and as for his side kick 'Comedy Dave' - he's about as funny as genital herpes - the most overpaid stooge ever known to man.
 
Chris Moyles is on Who Do You Think You Are tonight.

Lets hope the arrogant git learns a bit of humility and respect.

The End.
 
He played like 2 songs in one hour because he was more bothered about beating on about his mundane life like we actually give a fuck.

Then he spends about 20 mins talking about twitter like, once again, we actually give a fuck about what some idiot wrote to him.

Play some songs you fat, useless, career stealing, egotistical arsehole!
 
Hate Moyles with a passion. Fat talentless smug wanker. And that little sycophant 'Aled' that massages his ego is really irksome....infact the hate all of Radio One even more than talk sport. Especially 'Jo Wiley'-everythings so fucking wonderful in her world isn't it "oh I love that band/song" -have a ficking opinion!
 
The funniest thing i ever heard him say is "good morning" ,
and someone wrote that for him !

Probably his 'self named sidekick' COMEDY DAVE.
who is to comedy what Fred West was to DIY tips.

I'd rather listen to someone shagging my wife than listen to this c*nts 'show'

Whats more depressing is that turdboy moyles is on around 1mill a year.
 
brooklandsblue2.0 said:
Hate Moyles with a passion. Fat talentless smug wanker. And that little sycophant 'Aled' that massages his ego is really irksome....infact the hate all of Radio One even more than talk sport. Especially 'Jo Wiley'-everythings so fucking wonderful in her world isn't it "oh I love that band/song" -have a ficking opinion!

Jo Wiley has fucking burgled a living. Like you say, every bastard song is the best she has ever heard.

I could watch this all day long:

(from 2.07 mins if you're not a Fall fan)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cllq6QYnP0s[/youtube]
 

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