Christened My Car Earlier Tonight

That was better than the adult channel last night.

Next time Al, continue the fumble on the couch, get her mum involved, then post the story on here, with pics and/or video.

This could really take off.

Get Shady involved and lets get a free live stream sorted.
 
The Fat el Hombre said:
Cheers Longsight

johnny on the spot said:
My my, she's a lucky lady. Did her 'special place' have a postcode for your sat nav?

Yes she is.

She gave me a lift to work this morning and I'm getting a lift home from her at 6. The car park is on our way home so with a bit of luck we might pop in and christen her car tonight

Sorry mate, hers has already been christened : D
 
markbmcfc said:
That was better than the adult channel last night.

Next time Al, continue the fumble on the couch, get her mum involved, then post the story on here, with pics and/or video.

This could really take off.

Get Shady involved and lets get a free live stream sorted.
Lovin the Shady stream comment hahaha
 
Tom_mcfc said:
The Fat el Hombre said:
Cheers Longsight



Yes she is.

She gave me a lift to work this morning and I'm getting a lift home from her at 6. The car park is on our way home so with a bit of luck we might pop in and christen her car tonight

Sorry mate, hers has already been christened : D

: D
 
Reminds me of an old story.

Couple at it in car in secluded spot - windows steamed up - Mr Plod comes along - shines torch at window then knocks on it - bloke winds down window and bleats "But we were just necking, officer" - copper replies "Well, put your neck back in your trousers and fcuk off!!"
 
I think my lad was conceived in an old car of mine. His mum and I were at it in Heaton Park, late at night in my old Pug 205 GTi, (1.9, not the pussy 1.6 one). Now bare in mind the size of a Pug 205 and the fact i'm 6ft 5. It was awkward, to say the least but my 10 year old lad is proof it can indeed be done!
 
Pigeonho said:
I think my lad was conceived in an old car of mine. His mum and I were at it in Heaton Park, late at night in my old Pug 205 GTi, (1.9, not the pussy 1.6 one). Now bare in mind the size of a Pug 205 and the fact i'm 6ft 5. It was awkward, to say the least but my 10 year old lad is proof it can indeed be done!
I'm 6' 4" and had a Honda CRX (V-Tec not pussy non V-Tec) before i had my own place and the seats had quick levers to pull to get them back not shit wind ones.
 
Numptyed said:
Pigeonho said:
I think my lad was conceived in an old car of mine. His mum and I were at it in Heaton Park, late at night in my old Pug 205 GTi, (1.9, not the pussy 1.6 one). Now bare in mind the size of a Pug 205 and the fact i'm 6ft 5. It was awkward, to say the least but my 10 year old lad is proof it can indeed be done!
I'm 6' 4" and had a Honda CRX (V-Tec not pussy non V-Tec) before i had my own place and the seats had quick levers to pull to get them back not shit wind ones.

Ah, the CRX. I always wanted one of them, Hondas were way too dear to insure though when I was a boy racer. Saying that I stupidly paid £2,500 for a years insurance on a £3k car, (the GTi in question). Fuck me i wish i could go and give my head a wobble from back in those days!
 

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