Christened My Car Earlier Tonight

I got caught not once but twice shagging in cars when I was young.

Once by a security guard outside the gates of a factory down some road somewhere. He shone his torch in and saw my white arse.

A few years later I got caught by the police. It was when the strangeways riots were on and we were not far from Strangeways, I can't remember exactly where. Stupid move really.

I could tell they wanted to laugh as they bollocked me and went on about what a security risk we were.
 
Well it was her cars turn to get christened last night, or christened by me at least. Watched the footy at Blue Punters and had a couple of beers and a pizza, took a couple of slices to her when she picked me up which got me right in the good books. After that there was no way we weren't gonna take a little de-tour by the cemetery for a bit more car christening.

Wasn't as good this time I must admit. Cos I'd had a couple of beers I was a little, shall we say, relaxed. We went for doggy from the start and in the back of her clio this was a real back-breaker. I kind of had to have my lower body on the back seats with my upper part leaning over the boot area. So she was back in the corner of the rear passenger seat before too long and after a bit I gave up and prmoised to finish the job at her house. Unluckily for us her mum was up watching the Exorcist so it never really materialised

And to the guy who was laughing about me wearing the same work shirt 2 days running, well I'm still wearing the same shirt I had on Monday right now. It's been scruffed up in the back of two cars this week but it' still going strong, couple of dodgy stains on my work pants as well but they're only on the inside near the top so I should be able to get away with them.
 
The Fat el Hombre said:
Well it was her cars turn to get christened last night, or christened by me at least. Watched the footy at Blue Punters and had a couple of beers and a pizza, took a couple of slices to her when she picked me up which got me right in the good books. After that there was no way we weren't gonna take a little de-tour by the cemetery for a bit more car christening.

Wasn't as good this time I must admit. Cos I'd had a couple of beers I was a little, shall we say, relaxed. We went for doggy from the start and in the back of her clio this was a real back-breaker. I kind of had to have my lower body on the back seats with my upper part leaning over the boot area. So she was back in the corner of the rear passenger seat before too long and after a bit I gave up and prmoised to finish the job at her house. Unluckily for us her mum was up watching the Exorcist so it never really materialised

And to the guy who was laughing about me wearing the same work shirt 2 days running, well I'm still wearing the same shirt I had on Monday right now. It's been scruffed up in the back of two cars this week but it' still going strong, couple of dodgy stains on my work pants as well but they're only on the inside near the top so I should be able to get away with them.
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smoooooooooooth....
 
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