Chuckle 1 strikes again...Teletubbies (Merged)

[jrb]

Chuckle To Build 'Teletubbies' house! (Lol)

Fair play to the MEN. Perhap's they're turning blue after all?

United star Gary Neville to go green with 'Teletubbies' house
Paul Britton

January 26, 2010

MANCHESTER United star Gary Neville is planning to build a futuristic new family home – in an underground bunker.

Neville, 34, has submitted proposals to build an eco-friendly home buried in the ground in fields near Bolton.

Architects have likened it to a Stone Age settlement but the flower-shaped design with wind turbine has also been compared to the home of the Teletubbies.

The United skipper and his wife Emma already own a £6m, 12-bedroomed mansion on sprawling countryside between Bolton and Bury.

The plans for the new home reveal it would be built into the hillside so that the surrounding moorland would ‘seamlessly flow across the roof’.

Flower

The 8,000 sq ft home would take the shape of a flower – with a huge kitchen forming a hub in the middle. From there six off-shoots like petals would house bedrooms, bathroom, a swimming pool, a gym, an office, dining rooms a car garage.

The moorland surrounding the development would be landscaped to form children’s play areas.

The home, rumoured to be worth around £6m, is also being held up as a shining example of zero-carbon living.

The government want all homes to be carbon neutral by 2012.

A 39 metre-high wind turbine and ground heat pumps would provide the home’s electricity.

The plans, thought to be three years in the making, have been submitted to town hall planners and will be discussed at a meeting at a later date.

It is understood that Neville appeared personally before planning chiefs in Bolton to discuss the plans.

 

[bluemoonno1]

Re: Chuckle To Build 'Teletubbies' house! (Lol)

hes got a wife!!!!!
fuck-in hell she must have a white stick,

 

[without a dream]

Re: Chuckle 1 strikes again......(Merged)

He's a massive twat but that 'telly-tubby' house looks awesome.

 

[scall11]

Re: Chuckle 1 strikes again......(Merged)

We need 100% manc on the case, get some emergency photoshopping done of chuckle on a tellytubby!!!!

 

[birchvillablue]

Re: Chuckle 1 strikes again......(Merged)

Powered by wind energy... the amount of gaseous shit that comes out of the Neville twats will provide enough energy to keep the rag bastards in Bolton self sufficient for the next 1000 years...

 

[BlueBalls]

Re: Chuckle 1 strikes again......

I drove passed his "mansion" the other week when I was visiting a friend. Actually drove right up to the gates and beeped my horn......really loudly. Yeah, very brave me. My friends told me that that happens a lot. They also told me the neighbours absolutely hated him during the build and still do. They tried to stop the whole thing as part of the land was protected but funnily enough, it got through anyway. They reckon there must've been a large brown envelope handed over somewhere along the line.... Loads of disruptions for over a year. Chuckle was his usual arrogant self and couldn't care less ..... god knows what they think of this....
Don't ask me for his address.....

 

[Bongo Joe]

Re: Chuckle 1 strikes again......(Merged)

That new house looks quality to be fair. Wouldn't get much light though.

 

[Scottyboi]

Re: Chuckle 1 strikes again......(Merged)

Anyone know were he lives now, some weedkiller going spare. That hedge be gone in no time, or ill make a wooden c

 

[bammy blue]

Re: Chuckle 1 strikes again......(Merged)

one good thing from the article "the FORMER england defender"

could just do with somebody with a wagon full of concrete and turn teletubbie land into the fuckers tomb!!!!!!

 

[kinkladze:-)]

Re: Chuckle 1 strikes again......(Merged)

As a fan of 'Grand Designs' i personally think the new gaff looks pretty good!

Just a shame the resident is a fucking plank!