City/Bayern friendship initiative

[mammutly]

In the spirit of postwar reconciliation I have paid for cards to be placed on each seat in the East stand and Colin Bell lower tiers. As the teams emerge please hold them up in unison - one side will depict a lifelike portrait of Angela Merkel. On the reverse of the Colin Bell cards is spelt out the message:

'Football only uses one ball,
Snooker's are very very small,
But ice hockey uses no balls at all.'

On the reverse of the East stands cards it will read: 'Thank you for bombing Old Trafford.'

Either something has gone completely over my head, or this is the worst attempt at humour in the modern forkbeard era.

 

[CITYBOY1000]

In the spirit of postwar reconciliation I have paid for cards to be placed on each seat in the East stand and Colin Bell lower tiers. As the teams emerge please hold them up in unison - one side will depict a lifelike portrait of Angela Merkel. On the reverse of the Colin Bell cards is spelt out the message:

'Football only uses one ball,
Snooker's are very very small,
But ice hockey uses no balls at all.'

On the reverse of the East stands cards it will read: 'Thank you for bombing Old Trafford.'

Either something has gone completely over my head, or this is the worst attempt at humour in the modern forkbeard era.

Angla Merkel's image could kill any moment of pleasure.

Recall when Berlusconi was recorded talking to Obami when they were going to a meeting with her, or as Berlusconi described her : "The unf*ckable lard ar*e".

 

[mammutly]

In the spirit of postwar reconciliation I have paid for cards to be placed on each seat in the East stand and Colin Bell lower tiers. As the teams emerge please hold them up in unison - one side will depict a lifelike portrait of Angela Merkel. On the reverse of the Colin Bell cards is spelt out the message:

'Football only uses one ball,
Snooker's are very very small,
But ice hockey uses no balls at all.'

On the reverse of the East stands cards it will read: 'Thank you for bombing Old Trafford.'

Either something has gone completely over my head, or this is the worst attempt at humour in the modern forkbeard era.

Angla Merkel's image could kill any moment of pleasure.

Recall when Berlusconi was recorded talking to Obami when they were going to a meeting with her, or as Berlusconi described her : "The unf*ckable lard ar*e".

Berlusconi is involved in this!

I'm not really surprised given the history of the OP's attitudes towards Europe in general

 

[given_is_ironman]

They're the United of German football, why would you want to do something like that? I hate Bayern, arrogant, smug, "look at us, aren't we brilliant", the whole club think they've got a divine right to win everything there is. Bloody horrible club.

 

[mammutly]

They're the United of German football, why would you want to do something like that? I hate Bayern, arrogant, smug, "look at us, aren't we brilliant", the whole club think they've got a divine right to win everything there is. Bloody horrible club.

Yes, but to be fair they have won quite a lot.

 

[g.dog marshall.]

They're the United of German football, why would you want to do something like that? I hate Bayern, arrogant, smug, "look at us, aren't we brilliant", the whole club think they've got a divine right to win everything there is. Bloody horrible club.

^^this^^.<br /><br />-- Tue Oct 01, 2013 9:47 pm --<br /><br />

They're the United of German football, why would you want to do something like that? I hate Bayern, arrogant, smug, "look at us, aren't we brilliant", the whole club think they've got a divine right to win everything there is. Bloody horrible club.

^^this^^.

 

[mancunial]

They can stick their rubber knickers up their arse sideways

 

[given_is_ironman]

They're the United of German football, why would you want to do something like that? I hate Bayern, arrogant, smug, "look at us, aren't we brilliant", the whole club think they've got a divine right to win everything there is. Bloody horrible club.

Yes, but to be fair they have won quite a lot.

Thy have, doesn't mean we should be building "friendship links" with them. If we're going to build links with any german club it should be 1860 Munich, the comparisons between City and 1860 arestupidly uncanny.

 

[sweynforkbeard]

In the spirit of postwar reconciliation I have paid for cards to be placed on each seat in the East stand and Colin Bell lower tiers. As the teams emerge please hold them up in unison - one side will depict a lifelike portrait of Angela Merkel. On the reverse of the Colin Bell cards is spelt out the message:

'Football only uses one ball,
Snooker's are very very small,
But ice hockey uses no balls at all.'

On the reverse of the East stands cards it will read: 'Thank you for bombing Old Trafford.'

Either something has gone completely over my head, or this is the worst attempt at humour in the modern forkbeard era.

My shame knows no boundaries - unlike my tax evasion lawyers. Sorry, that should have read, 'avoidance.'

 

[sweynforkbeard]

Either something has gone completely over my head, or this is the worst attempt at humour in the modern forkbeard era.

Angla Merkel's image could kill any moment of pleasure.

Recall when Berlusconi was recorded talking to Obami when they were going to a meeting with her, or as Berlusconi described her : "The unf*ckable lard ar*e".

Berlusconi is involved in this!

I'm not really surprised given the history of the OP's attitudes towards Europe in general

I would like it placed on record that I love the Czech Republic. And I do.