Got this before and he isn’t even a City fan. What do you think? Method for winning the PL:
1. Suck! Badly!
2. Find an oil rich Gulf state willing to sink the GDP of a minor nation into the club in order to sportswash a horrendous and brutal human rights record.
3. Have them find “sponsors” with hyper inflated “sponsorship deals” to permit the sovereign wealth fund of that oil rich state to transfer cash out of that state and into your club, all in the while pretending that those deals are legitimate. IMPORTANT: considerations as to the ethics of moving money out of that state and into a European football club are, under no circumstances, to be made.
4. Buy up all of the top players using the tax dollars of another nation, thereby prohibiting honest sporting competition.
5. Win titles and bury your head in the sand with respect to the first four points.
6. When people start to question, draw up a cute defence mechanism that pushes the conversation as far away from the sporting ethics of the first four points as possible. Preferably, you should use logical fallacies such as Ad Hominem attacks.
7. Enjoy. (But, for the love of whichever God you believe in, DO NOT ever consider the sporting ethics of this methodology).