City in Crisis Talks as “Sultanagate” Overshadows Messi Bid

[Cheshire Blue]

Re: City in Crisis Talks as “Sultanagate” Overshadows Messi Bid

is it bad that iv just gone on the MEN website looking for this article. For a wind up, its sheer brilliance.

Please send it to the MEN someone.

 

[Astuteboy]

Re: City in Crisis Talks as “Sultanagate” Overshadows Messi Bid

From next season, 6 out of every 11 sultanas in those pies have to be home grown. I hear the car parks at Eastlands are being replaced by vineyards. It's all going to shit, it really is.

 

[blue saturday]

Re: City in Crisis Talks as “Sultanagate” Overshadows Messi Bid

Sultanas in the pies is only the start of the "project".wait till they start adding chunks of lime to the lager

 

[Kinky Dribbler]

Re: City in Crisis Talks as “Sultanagate” Overshadows Messi Bid

Sultanas in the pies is only the start of the "project".wait till they start adding chunks of lime to the lager

pmsl, now that would ruin football.

 

[scall11]

Re: City in Crisis Talks as “Sultanagate” Overshadows Messi Bid

Even Delia Smith was moved to describe our pies as the best on the market.

Actually that's no joke. Delia, Jamie Oliver and that Bloomenthall fella have all said how Hollands are indeed the best pies they've had as they're full of natural ingredients, mainly that the meat they use is proper meat.

Hollands supply pies to Liverpool, Everton, Blackburn, U**nted, City and....Norwich City.

 

[Halfpenny]

Re: City in Crisis Talks as “Sultanagate” Overshadows Messi Bid

Even Delia Smith was moved to describe our pies as the best on the market.

Apparently they're so triffic she can't compete, it forces her out of the market.

 

[superwatsonwatson]

Re: City in Crisis Talks as “Sultanagate” Overshadows Messi Bid

Its all just pie in the sky

 

[johnmc]

Re: City in Crisis Talks as “Sultanagate” Overshadows Messi Bid

If i get a Balti with sultanas in i am going stright back to the spotty geek who sold it me and shoving right in his boat, i don't care how young he is, i don't care how timid and puny he is, i don't care how hot the pie is - all i know is it will be right in his kite like no tomorrow and then i'm going Douglas "Falling Down" Style so watch out.

 

[100%manc]

Re: City in Crisis Talks as “Sultanagate” Overshadows Messi Bid

Sultanas in the pies is only the start of the "project".wait till they start adding chunks of lime to the lager

I would not worry, I really can't see Man City opening a cocktail bar. . . . . . . But if they did I think Santa Cruz would have to work it

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Re: City in Crisis Talks as “Sultanagate” Overshadows Messi Bid

What - no anguished article from Colin Shindler telling us how he's fallen out of love with City, the catering is rotten to the core and bemoaning the change from the fondly remembered meat pies of the 60's & 70's?