Barney Ronay
I asked Chat-GPT to "write me an article describing Man City FC in the style of the Guardian journalist Barney Ronay"
The result was awesome, seriously pmsl, it had it all Barney's signature slurs in there: "state entity", "state backed", "state funded", "state owned", "state powered", "vanity project", "sports washing"... blah blah. If I was the Guardian owner Id just make Barney redundant and use Chat-GPT to auto produce his drivel masquerading as journalism. You would just need to add in some of his perfunctory, sly, back handed compliments about "good football", "genius Pep", maybe add in one or two factual statements, but not too many, and there you have it, Barney in a nutshell.