I thought it was a thread with photos of players who could be porn stars rather than a pun based thread.
If it had been photos, I don't think you could look further than these two: (unless, of course, someone knows better...)
[bigimg]http://www.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/Images/History/Players/tommy-hutchison.jpg[/bigimg]
and
[bigimg]http://www.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/Images/History/Players/kenny-clements.jpg[/bigimg]