City staff serenading Elton John!

[jonah62]

Elton is a strange looking fellow

I imagine his arse looks even stranger
Bit like a wilting Cauliflower

 

[Corky]

He could play himself on South Park.

 

[Gray]

Elton is a strange looking fellow

He has been through a lot, great performer though.

 

[Keeper!]

He has been through a lot, great performer though.

A lot has gone through him *allegedly ;)

 

[Bluesince1979]

It's a little bit funny, this feeling inside
We come from, Stockport, Salford and even Hyde
We don't have much money but, if we did
We'd follow you everywhere, with our love to give

If I was a scouser, but then again no
Or a man who shits himself at the side of the road
I know it's not much but it's the best I can do

Our gift is our song and
And this one's for you
And you can tell everybody, this is your song
It may be quite simple but now that it's done
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind
That I put down in words
How wonderful life is, while you're in the world

Bit daft for the first 2 bits, but the fans could definitely sing "I hope you don't mind" without changing anything and it would track very well.

Man who shits himself at the side of the road hahahah

 

[Bluesince1979]

A surreal moment in life for all those there i imagine

 

[Bluearmy]

The shits himself at the side of the road line could quite easily have come from the pen of Bernie Taupin.

Uncanny

 

[Groenendijk's tin of peas]

It's a little bit funny, this feeling inside
We come from, Stockport, Salford and even Hyde
We don't have much money but, if we did
We'd follow you everywhere, with our love to give

If I was a scouser, but then again no
Or a man who shits himself at the side of the road
I know it's not much but it's the best I can do

Our gift is our song and
And this one's for you
And you can tell everybody, this is your song
It may be quite simple but now that it's done
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind
That I put down in words
How wonderful life is, while you're in the world

Bit daft for the first 2 bits, but the fans could definitely sing "I hope you don't mind" without changing anything and it would track very well.

Top drawer that.
'Burnage, Longsight and even Hyde' would be more Manchester

 

[Debaser]

Top drawer that.
'Burnage, Longsight and even Hyde' would be more Manchester

The areas of Manchester are pretty arbitrary tbh, Stockport was for the lols though and Salford is home which is why they went in there.

But cheers, it was knocked together pretty quickly. I would love the city fans to at least sing an unchanged version of your song to the players in Saturday though

 

[Luddite_Blue]

It's a little bit funny, UEFA's already tried
100 plus charges, based on nothing but lies
We've earnt all our money, with nothing hid
We were too strong for Arsenal and Real Madrid

100 goals and points, something they couldn't do
You see, we've forgotten if they were red or were blue
9 Premier League clubs and the letter they signed
Couldn't compete on the pitch so they no longer tried

And we will tell everybody this is just wrong
Media collusion with strange goings on
Corruption in plain sight, corruption in plain sight, City know how it works
How wonderful life is,
We're The Best Team In The World