City top of football arrests league

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Do we get a trophy?

And a parade! I want a parade!

 

[peoffrey]

Our overseas form is improving as well.

There were 7 City fans on my train from Hamburg to Dusseldorf, but I was the only one who made the full journey.
The others were invited by the Deutschland Polizei to spend a few hours in Osnabruck.

What had they done?

 

[mat]

Does this mean we get top seeding in the European version?

 

[Scaring Europe to Death]

What had they done?

Not too sure of the exact offence, but their entrance was quite spectacular, singing “You play Thursday coz you’re fucking shite” to dozens of bemused passengers on the 10:45 from Hamburg to Dusseldorf.

They found a carriage (which I doubt they’d reserved) and I counted at least 20 cans of Stella, when I passed them at Bremen.
There followed a lengthy delay at Osnabruck, with Polizei and sniffer dogs forcing them along the platform, much to the amusement of the locals.

We were then informed: “Due to a police incident this train is now running 7 minutes late”

My best guess is they hadn’t bought train tickets, but equally it could have been complaints from fellow passengers or abuse of Deutsche Bahn personnel.
I spotted them later that evening, chanting “You play Thursday coz you’re fucking shite” to dozens of bemused locals on the Altstadt.

10/10 for relentless consistency, but arguably requiring a wider playlist.

 

[Muffin or barm?]

Not too sure of the exact offence, but their entrance was quite spectacular, singing “You play Thursday coz you’re fucking shite” to dozens of bemused passengers on the 10:45 from Hamburg to Dusseldorf.

They found a carriage (which I doubt they’d reserved) and I counted at least 20 cans of Stella, when I passed them at Bremen.
There followed a lengthy delay at Osnabruck, with Polizei and sniffer dogs forcing them along the platform, much to the amusement of the locals.

We were then informed: “Due to a police incident this train is now running 7 minutes late”

My best guess is they hadn’t bought train tickets, but equally it could have been complaints from fellow passengers or abuse of Deutsche Bahn personnel.
I spotted them later that evening, chanting “You play Thursday coz you’re fucking shite” to dozens of bemused locals on the Altstadt.

10/10 for relentless consistency, but arguably requiring a wider playlist.

With a username like yours, are you sure this wasn't actually you?

 

[Scaring Europe to Death]

With a username like yours, are you sure this wasn't actually you?

No, mate

My username is a famous Malcolm Allison quote.

When I’m 300 miles and almost 30 hours away from a football match in Monchengladbach I tend to be quite reserved.

 

[sir baconface]

Not too sure of the exact offence, but their entrance was quite spectacular, singing “You play Thursday coz you’re fucking shite” to dozens of bemused passengers on the 10:45 from Hamburg to Dusseldorf.

They found a carriage (which I doubt they’d reserved) and I counted at least 20 cans of Stella, when I passed them at Bremen.
There followed a lengthy delay at Osnabruck, with Polizei and sniffer dogs forcing them along the platform, much to the amusement of the locals.

We were then informed: “Due to a police incident this train is now running 7 minutes late”

My best guess is they hadn’t bought train tickets, but equally it could have been complaints from fellow passengers or abuse of Deutsche Bahn personnel.
I spotted them later that evening, chanting “You play Thursday coz you’re fucking shite” to dozens of bemused locals on the Altstadt.

10/10 for relentless consistency, but arguably requiring a wider playlist.

Haha. Cultural ambassadors then?

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Fake Mancs are usually the worst for it. I'm convinced two were putting on an accent on the train to Norwich in the FA Cup last season. Picture Clone Island coats and cans of Stella Artois. I've lived all around Manchester and have never heard anyone speak like them. I couldn't be bothered to grill them.

There was also one in sunglasses away at Chelsea. I genuinely thought he was trying to do an impression of a Manc Harry Kane.

These 2?

 

[andyhinch]

Not too sure of the exact offence, but their entrance was quite spectacular, singing “You play Thursday coz you’re fucking shite” to dozens of bemused passengers on the 10:45 from Hamburg to Dusseldorf.

They found a carriage (which I doubt they’d reserved) and I counted at least 20 cans of Stella, when I passed them at Bremen.
There followed a lengthy delay at Osnabruck, with Polizei and sniffer dogs forcing them along the platform, much to the amusement of the locals.

We were then informed: “Due to a police incident this train is now running 7 minutes late”

My best guess is they hadn’t bought train tickets, but equally it could have been complaints from fellow passengers or abuse of Deutsche Bahn personnel.
I spotted them later that evening, chanting “You play Thursday coz you’re fucking shite” to dozens of bemused locals on the Altstadt.

10/10 for relentless consistency, but arguably requiring a wider playlist.

Might explain why rascal dropped off the radar for a while ;-)

 

[ws01]

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