CL League Phase Draw 2025/26 | Fixtures (pg 32)

[JPAMCR]

It’s on BBC website. Fucking dreadful so far.

 

[Gobshiight]

UEFA execs gently wafting their farts into their own and everyone's faces

 

[ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN]

 

[TinFoilHat]

Probably got Taylor Swift singing for 2 hours in the middle of the draw.

Can't afford her.

Probably be the half price European version Angele

 

[TinFoilHat]

"Congratulations Zlatan here's your new butt plug..."

 

[TinFoilHat]

Final in Hungary this year..

17:00 kick off.

"For better fan experience"

Translation: If the scousers are in it there's less chance of them being drugged up and jibbing in.

 

[dhruvblue]

Are we still in for Kaka?

Can he do the JOB?

 

[I'm Blue]

Pep knew.
Fuck the big nosed ego wankstain off.

 

[Vienna_70]

Fucking bottler!

 

[BuryBlue1977]

Kaka, the man who bottled a move to City

 

[TinFoilHat]

"Greeting Kaka....You've had a great career...Now tell us why you told City to fuck off?!"

 

[St Helens Blue (Exiled)]

21 minutes of wanking off Zlatan amd now Kaka.
Fuck off Kaka you shit house

 

[theholysmurf]

Zlatan is a narcissistic bellend

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Fucking get on with it

 

[pudge]

Bring back the old format, especially if you're still gonna dick about for an age talking shite

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

How are Chelsea in pot 1?

 

[Cityfan1977]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

 

[jamielowndes]

Think there's a lot of unnecessary Kaka disrespect here.

He stayed at Milan because of how much the fans worshipped him.

He felt appreciated and valued, and knew he was red and black through and through.

You should always respect the unwavering loyalty of players like that.

At least until they decide to bolt for Madrid at the next opportunity after all that shit.

 

[Streetsweeper]

Fuck me, they’ll be wheeling Peters and Lee on next,

 

[TinFoilHat]

Reshmin working on Zlatan's balls and about to touch the shaft.