Claims to fame

[oakiecokie]

Why do you think auto pilot was invented.

Whenever I see a pilot nowadays I always think of the film "Airplane" where the pilot asks the young lad "have you ever seen a naked man,son ?"
I wonder if Gelsons Dad ... oh never mind.

 

[bornblueegg]

I was a witness at Nigel Shorts' wedding and regularly Hand carve Ansley Harriots organic hams.

I've led a sheltered life

 

[MCFCTrick]

I have tickled a rhino's ear. (not a euphemism)

Met and chatted with Leslie Neilsen, Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee all at the same time.

Got called a 'Blue c*nt' by Phil Lynott.

Once broke two toes kicking a WW2 hand grenade.

 

[its a Barm]

i once rang Helens bell, beat that suckers.

 

[Blue Mist]

Delivered a huge range of starters to Nicholas Anelka, apparently he never ordered a pizza just the starters. (and I got a tip)

 

[snorky]

Got drunk with Henry Cooper, twice.
Had a Guinness with Andrew Flintoff.
Knocked down Carol Decker, walking into a pub.
Got drunk with Terry Thomas.
Think there may be a pattern emerging?

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Whenever I see a pilot nowadays I always think of the film "Airplane" where the pilot asks the young lad "have you ever seen a naked man,son ?"
I wonder if Gelsons Dad ... oh never mind.

Shirley you can't be serious.

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

Held a door open for Paul Dickov in Altrincham as he carried his baby into Marks & Spencer's.

 

[Sid C]

I'm willing to bet I've had the worst hangover than anybody on here.

A few years ago I was pissed on Paddys night and staggered out of a pub wearing a daft paddys hat. Because of the hat I didn't see a fully laden 38 ton shell oil tanker that promptly ran over me. Waking up the next morning in hospital unpleasant.

 

[manctheknife]

i once rang Helens bell, beat that suckers.

You're a better man than I.....