Clarke Carlisle

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..annoys the merry fuck out of me.

Enunciates every word he speaks to try and sound educated.

A terrible pundit and co-commentator.

How on earth did he get so high up in the PFA because he sounds like he's been promoted way above his abilities.
 
The Flash said:
..annoys the merry fuck out of me.

Enunciates every word he speaks to try and sound educated.

A terrible pundit and co-commentator.

How on earth did he get so high up in the PFA because he sounds like he's been promoted way above his abilities.
He actually makes Lineker, Shearer, Hansen and Lawrenson sound interesting.
 
jimharri said:
The Flash said:
..annoys the merry fuck out of me.

Enunciates every word he speaks to try and sound educated.

A terrible pundit and co-commentator.

How on earth did he get so high up in the PFA because he sounds like he's been promoted way above his abilities.
He actually makes Lineker, Shearer, Hansen and Lawrenson sound interesting.
No he doesn't, he sounds like the thick kid trying to sound clever.
 
The Flash said:
jimharri said:
The Flash said:
..annoys the merry fuck out of me.

Enunciates every word he speaks to try and sound educated.

A terrible pundit and co-commentator.

How on earth did he get so high up in the PFA because he sounds like he's been promoted way above his abilities.
He actually makes Lineker, Shearer, Hansen and Lawrenson sound interesting.
No he doesn't, he sounds like the thick kid trying to sound clever.
He actually does though. The bloke would send me to sleep on a clothes line.


ifiwasarichfan said:
Well I like him.
Behave!
 
late 1930's American B movie detective series (Monogram Productions), e.g.

Clarke Carlisle and The Blonde Heiress (1937).
Clarke Carlisle and The Race Track Murder (1938).
Clarke Carlisle and The Death of the Obnoxious Wanker (1938).
 
Is that the one who always plays the race card and makes out England is still in the dark ages? I swear he likes to be offended about everything and anything
 
Yep pulling himself round the studio because of a couple of tackles by Swansea's CH did not endear him to me much!

Although life has taught me never to judge a book by it's cover - I thought "the Gruffalo"
 
Crouchinho said:
Is that the one who always plays the race card and makes out England is still in the dark ages? I swear he likes to be offended about everything and anything

He's an ambassador for the 'Kick it out campaign' although he's more of an embarrassment to them than anything else.
 
Talentless twat who found himself on his arse because he is an arse and is now being given a leg up by the football family.

Thats fair enough i suppose but fuck me, let him cut the half time oranges or something else but keep the **** away from a microphone!
 
stony said:
Crouchinho said:
Is that the one who always plays the race card and makes out England is still in the dark ages? I swear he likes to be offended about everything and anything

He's an ambassador for the 'Kick it out campaign' although he's more of an embarrassment to them than anything else.

Yep, been done for drink driving:
The court heard the Preston North End defender, who is on loan from Burnley FC, was so drunk in the hours before he was pulled over, he reported his car stolen as he had forgotten where he was parked.

Plus: Jason Roberts has hit back at Clarke Carlisle’s condemnation of last October’s boycott of the Kick It Out anti-racism campaign, branding the PFA chairman’s words ‘disgusting’. Reading striker Roberts led the boycott of Kick It Out’s t-shirts in protest of the PFA’s handling of the racial abuse suffered by Patrice Evra and Anton Ferdinand.In his autobiography Carlisle describes the boycotters as ‘cowards’ and ‘s**thouses’, but Roberts issued an impassioned retort to the former Watford and QPR defender in the Independent on Sunday.

Plus: The PFA were forced to apologise over the controversial comedian at their annual awards ceremony.
Chairman Clarke Carlisle had already said sorry for the repeated use of the n-word by Reginald D Hunter, an African-American from Georgia, during his routine on Sunday evening and described booking the comic as a ‘gross error of judgment’.

If this is Britains brainiest footballer, Christ I hate to think what the rest are like
 
I agree, he's annoyed me for ages. Sounding slightly more articulate and being maybe a bit more intelligent than your average footballer is far from actually being intelligent. Also, he sounds like he's doing a Garh Barlow impersonation when he speaks, only even more boring
 

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