nobody can eat fifty eggs
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His next role spokesperson for UKIP maybe?
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Clarkson Suspended by BBC
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SWP's back said:Whochabal said:SWP's back said:Haha. Good one.
He IS Top Gear.
Last of the Summer Wine successfully overcame the departures of Blamire, Foggy (twice) and Seymour.
I'm sure Top Gear could do the same.
Precisely.
gordondaviesmoustache
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Haha! That would be brilliant! No one mention how he's dramatically changed appearance overnight hoping no one will notice.kas_tippler said:Could they not use a lookalike as they do in soap's? Tracey has been replaced many a time in Coronation Street
Alternatively, get some self-righteous environmentalist bore like Sting to replace him. "Sting and Stig" has a certain ring to it.
nobody can eat fifty eggs said:His next role spokesperson for UKIP maybe?
Jeremy Clarkson does not support UKIP. He is as passionate a Tory voter as can possibly be.
gordondaviesmoustache said:Haha! That would be brilliant! No one mention how he's dramatically changed appearance overnight hoping no one will notice.kas_tippler said:Could they not use a lookalike as they do in soap's? Tracey has been replaced many a time in Coronation Street
Alternatively, get some self-righteous environmentalist bore like Sting to replace him. "Sting and Stig" has a certain ring to it.
Peter Tatchell would be my choice to replace Clarkson.
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gordondaviesmoustache said:Haha! That would be brilliant! No one mention how he's dramatically changed appearance overnight hoping no one will notice.kas_tippler said:Could they not use a lookalike as they do in soap's? Tracey has been replaced many a time in Coronation Street
Alternatively, get some self-righteous environmentalist bore like Sting to replace him. "Sting and Stig" has a certain ring to it.
Sting and his enormous carbon footprint.
nobody can eat fifty eggs
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Bloody hell do you mean he's even MORE of a twat?Damocles said:nobody can eat fifty eggs said:His next role spokesperson for UKIP maybe?
Jeremy Clarkson does not support UKIP. He is as passionate a Tory voter as can possibly be.
gordondaviesmoustache
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Good shout. It's on occasions like this that I wish Linda McCartney was still alive.chabal said:gordondaviesmoustache said:Haha! That would be brilliant! No one mention how he's dramatically changed appearance overnight hoping no one will notice.kas_tippler said:Could they not use a lookalike as they do in soap's? Tracey has been replaced many a time in Coronation Street
Alternatively, get some self-righteous environmentalist bore like Sting to replace him. "Sting and Stig" has a certain ring to it.
Peter Tatchell would be my choice to replace Clarkson.
101toMR
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malg said:I don't watch it that often, but when I do it's normally Clarkson who makes it worth watching. As for just appealing to white middle class men - is that their global audience?
I don't believe it is but if it's repeated often enough it might end up being believed :-)
nobody can eat fifty eggs said:Bloody hell do you mean he's even MORE of a twat?Damocles said:nobody can eat fifty eggs said:His next role spokesperson for UKIP maybe?
Jeremy Clarkson does not support UKIP. He is as passionate a Tory voter as can possibly be.
He's a pro-European big Government Conservative. Sort of a New Tory rather than the old school "cut the budget" Tories.
Everybody is essentially in a race to the centre and the Tory and Labour voters who have a bash at each other are hilarious. It's like the Catholic and the Protestants who agree on almost every word yet manage to focus on the tiny, tiny, differences that they have. They're interchangable politically.
As much as you can slag off UKIP, and I can slag them off forever between now and the end of time, they are the first real party to offer a choice to the largest voting bloc in England - the right-leaning middle classes. I dislike UKIP's ideology but at least they actually HAVE an ideology past "we will tell you whatever it takes for you to vote for us" which is where Lab/Con are at.
UKIP won't get my vote and I'm sure many of their supporters would agree that they don't want my vote. I'm a far left globalist socialist, they aren't trying to represent my opinions and they shouldn't try to be going after my vote. What they ARE doing is going after the right wing populist votes that have sustained the Tories and post-1997 New Labour as their foundation, and offering them something close to their ideology so that they give them a decision to make. Not a fan of their adversarial or anti-Establishment style because I think it's marketing guff just as Russell Brand's is, but I am glad that they exist so that SOME of the people in the United Kingdom feel represented by their voting choice at least.
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They should give 'Arry the job and call it Top Top Gear.
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Our own TCIB should do it. Call it Top Gear Maaaan.blueish swede said:They should give 'Arry the job and call it Top Top Gear.
101toMR
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blue underpants said:Pmsl, James May stood at his front door on Sky News just now, ''Clarkson is a knob but I love the guy''
Reporter, Did you see the 'fracas', ''No I was blind drunk''
May does appear to be non plussed about the affair.
Expect Jezza to be back in work at no time delivering Top Gear fans what they expect.
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It's the cherry on the top of how awesome he is.nobody can eat fifty eggs said:Bloody hell do you mean he's even MORE of a twat?Damocles said:nobody can eat fifty eggs said:His next role spokesperson for UKIP maybe?
Jeremy Clarkson does not support UKIP. He is as passionate a Tory voter as can possibly be.
Not like the work shy yoghurt knitting brigade.
SWP's back said:It's the cherry on the top of how awesome he is.nobody can eat fifty eggs said:Bloody hell do you mean he's even MORE of a twat?Damocles said:Jeremy Clarkson does not support UKIP. He is as passionate a Tory voter as can possibly be.
Not like the work shy yoghurt knitting brigade.
Knitting yoghurt is fucking hard work.
Take my word on it.
The 54-year-old star was suspended on Tuesday following what the BBC said was "a fracas" with producer Oisin Tymon.
"Oisin" what sort of a fucking name is that? He should have punched his parents too.
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Sounds foreign that. Probably a vegan transgender Jewish ethnic type as well knowing the bbc.stony said:The 54-year-old star was suspended on Tuesday following what the BBC said was "a fracas" with producer Oisin Tymon.
"Oisin" what sort of a fucking name is that? He should have punched his parents too.
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stony said:The 54-year-old star was suspended on Tuesday following what the BBC said was "a fracas" with producer Oisin Tymon.
"Oisin" what sort of a fucking name is that? He should have punched his parents too.
Irish, I'd guess.