Lucky Toma
Well-Known Member
Firstly shag Britney. Goes without saying.
Then if it meant I could throw Thatcher off a cliff - personally lift her frail old body above my head and fling her down back to her father Satan - then I would happily marry Platt.
Plus, as the electricity of her evil buzzed and fizzed back up from the rocks below, I would feel like Darth Vadar at the end of Return of the Jedi. Which is always a bonus.
Then if it meant I could throw Thatcher off a cliff - personally lift her frail old body above my head and fling her down back to her father Satan - then I would happily marry Platt.
Plus, as the electricity of her evil buzzed and fizzed back up from the rocks below, I would feel like Darth Vadar at the end of Return of the Jedi. Which is always a bonus.