Classic mannisms...

[Ally.P]

C'mon ladies..let's get our own back. Let's hear 'em!!!

I have a friend who thought that when you put a baby in a babygro, it somehow magically grew with the baby.

 

[Blue Si O.B]

 

[kinkladze:-)]

C'mon ladies..let's get our own back. Let's hear 'em!!!

I have a friend who thought that when you put a baby in a babygro, it somehow magically grew with the baby.

You mean it doesn't! I'm taking ours back to Mothercare then!

 

[Blue Si O.B]

C'mon ladies..let's get our own back. Let's hear 'em!!!

I have a friend who thought that when you put a baby in a babygro, it somehow magically grew with the baby.

You mean it doesn't! I'm taking ours back to Mothercare then!

ha ha quality, im afraid this thread wont quite work as well as the other.

 

[Hackney Blue]

I'm afraid the 'best' one is the ability of the heterosexual English man to think that sex constitutes a couple of minutes fumbling foreplay, two minutes actual penetrative sex and then a roll over into a snoring state within 60 seconds, leaving the woman with a wet patch and no satisfaction.

 

[burning blue soul]

here is my list of mannisms

1. of course i remembered love
2. so, where is my dinner then?
3. you look lovely in whatever you wear!
4. your mother is at the door
5. i promise i wont do that again
6. i'm sorry i couldnt help it
7. its just gonna be a couple, honest
8. well, i didnt leave it in there!
9. your mother is on the phone
10. no,no, it tastes really nice.
11. i was just about to
12. of course i love you

and the all time classic "why is it always my fault?"

 

[Swales lives]

I'm afraid the 'best' one is the ability of the heterosexual English man to think that sex constitutes a couple of minutes fumbling foreplay, two minutes anal penetrative sex and then a roll over into a snoring state within 60 seconds, leaving the woman with a wet patch and no satisfaction.

Really, you're hard to please aren't you.

 

[Blue Si O.B]

I'm afraid the 'best' one is the ability of the heterosexual English man to think that sex constitutes a couple of minutes fumbling foreplay, two minutes actual penetrative sex and then a roll over into a snoring state within 60 seconds, leaving the woman with a wet patch and no satisfaction.

that bloke sounds like a fookin animal in bed lol

 

[Stanley]

I'm afraid the 'best' one is the ability of the heterosexual English man to think that sex constitutes a couple of minutes fumbling foreplay, two minutes actual penetrative sex and then a roll over into a snoring state within 60 seconds, leaving the woman with a wet patch and no satisfaction.

The mighty mick sang about that:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IyoUte727A[/youtube]

 

[The Fat el Hombre]

Foreplay is for losers. Get the job done