BoyBlue_1985
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Lost Pilot said:
His new 1 is BERBATOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV when he walks on the pitch
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Clive Tyldesley
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His new 1 is BERBATOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV when he walks on the pitch
Dzeko's Right Boot
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gaudinho's stolen car said:Dzeko's Right Boot said:Can we add this to the CoC please?
In my defence, the thread is not about any of the above, it's about Clive Tyldesley being a ****. I suppose you could file it under "conspiracy theory", but it's not really because he admits he's a United fan.
Aye I know mate, I think he was just digressing slightly. I had to agree with what he said, but I agree with you too. It's not much of a conspiracy theory, cos it's not affecting the outcome of the game. Find it ridiculous how biased Tyldlsey is to the Rags. Pretty sure they're not meant to be partisan on national tv.
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Lost Pilot said:ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEY
Relax Clive he just passed it back to the keeper.
John Motson annoys me alot more with the way he screams Rooney. Quite often the sound would go fuzzy. He has some sort of orgasm even if he touchs the ball in his own half. Thank god he is just restricted to MOTD now, poor commentator.
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I'm quite fond of Motty. I respect his neutral stance on most things. This year particularly he has talked up City's chances of winning trophies and doing well. I agree many commentators dont like us and I dont agree he is one of them. IMO he calls it as he sees it.Unknown_Genius said:Lost Pilot said:ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEY
Relax Clive he just passed it back to the keeper.
John Motson annoys me alot more with the way he screams Rooney. Quite often the sound would go fuzzy. He has some sort of orgasm even if he touchs the ball in his own half. Thank god he is just restricted to MOTD now, poor commentator.
gaudinho's stolen car
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I don't say this lightly, but if somebody punched Clive Tyldesley in the neck, so he could never speak again, I would personally buy every Bluemooner a glass of champagne.
u2fme2
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utter red twatgaudinho's stolen car said:I fucking hate him. The way his voice quivers with ecstasy when his beloved Manchester United get a shit goal. Twat.
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fucking hate his biased rag commentaries
he must be jerking off during rag games and he's trying to time his big moment to coincide with a rag goal.......wooooonnnneeeyyyyyyy!! berbafloooooooooopppp!
even when he commentates on another game entirely he still makes sure to mention his favourite rag cunts as if anyone else gives a fucking monkeys
when will these twats realise that fans of every other single football club going do not want to constantly hear about these rag wankers ffs
he must be jerking off during rag games and he's trying to time his big moment to coincide with a rag goal.......wooooonnnneeeyyyyyyy!! berbafloooooooooopppp!
even when he commentates on another game entirely he still makes sure to mention his favourite rag cunts as if anyone else gives a fucking monkeys
when will these twats realise that fans of every other single football club going do not want to constantly hear about these rag wankers ffs
u2fme2
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join a very long linegaudinho's stolen car said:I fucking hate him. The way his voice quivers with ecstasy when his beloved Manchester United get a shit goal. Twat.
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Graceyboy said:ShadrachDingle said:The way he screams Rooney is really tedious.
I'm a bit old school when it comes to commentary. I loved Barry Davies he was magnificent.
Ian Darke is probably my favourite these days, very underrated
Correct me if I 'm wrong but I'm sure it was Ian Darke who was commentator in wembley play off against gillingham.
Can anyone remember who the co commentator was? Unbelievably, he was very fair to us that day.
It was Rob Hawthorne and Alan Brazil mate
pauldominic
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Citizen_Ando said:gaudinho's stolen car said:I fucking hate him. The way his voice quivers with ecstasy when his beloved Manchester United get a shit goal. Twat.
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HAHA! That is funny!
I was about to shout at someone for corrupting wikipedia, but then I realised that this is probably more accurate as a wiki than wikipedia :lol: ...
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u2fme2 said:utter red twatgaudinho's stolen car said:I fucking hate him. The way his voice quivers with ecstasy when his beloved Manchester United get a shit goal. Twat.
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Does the text editor not ban keywords like this on here?
I've got a headache and I've lost the will to live now ...
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