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I smoked weed for the first time in about 3 months yesterday and ended up buying this fucking thing. Got it on an installment plan of £32 a month for 6 months! Im consoling myself by saying "Its so shit its good", but its just shit really isnt it!
 
I smoked weed for the first time in about 3 months yesterday and ended up buying this fucking thing. Got it on an installment plan of £32 a month for 6 months! Im consoling myself by saying "Its so shit its good", but its just shit really isnt it!

If yer can turn it into some sort of hat and wear it on a match day yer'll get yer piccy in every copy of the RagDipperArseHaringeyDailies!
 
If yer can turn it into some sort of hat and wear it on a match day yer'll get yer piccy in every copy of the RagDipperArseHaringeyDailies!

Yeah, i can be our new "wacky" fan, like that Portsmouth fella. Il bring a vuvuzela and a drum too, get the east stand rocking

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This is a great idea. I'm sure the West Stand will be fully supportive! Just don't mither the Ticket Exchange and transfer to Colin Bell!

Its no mither mate, i wouldnt want you missing out considering it was your idea. Whats your seat number? Il make sure im right near you
 
I take it then that you have ordered a dozen!

I like this bit of the bumf:
  • Exclusively available from The Bradford Exchange – you won't find this edition anywhere else!

    Too fuckin' right you won't find it anywhere else! I think this is part of the RagDipperArseHaringeyMeedya agenda to make us a laughin' stock! How many other teams in the top half of the PL have had the 'honour' of being able to buy a family heirloom of this magnificence?
Not yet, thinking of getting it as a present for my mum with Mother's Day coming up... we never did get on that well. :-)
 
Got sent it on Twitter yesterday and commented that Kompany looks like Wes Brown and Homer Simpson's love child
Also that Silva looks more like Andy Hinchcliffe but I suppose they've both scored the 5th goal v United anyway

Just for my Rag mates that bit ;)
 
I smoked weed for the first time in about 3 months yesterday and ended up buying this fucking thing. Got it on an installment plan of £32 a month for 6 months! Im consoling myself by saying "Its so shit its good", but its just shit really isnt it!

Ha, I always wondered who actually buys stuff like this. Now I know!
 
My god, I have never, ever seen anything so disgustingly awful as this monstrosity - no matter where it is being built it will ruin manchester's skyline for good.
 

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