Clocks back tonight.

[TangerineSteve17]

Hmmm...I'm not allowed Vodka so I'll have to dig out a cheap shit scotch and coke instead.

Not aloud? It's virtually all I drink. Tesco do no frills for a tenner per 70cl. Great for dying young.

It acts as a truth drug to me.

A while back, I had neighbours, one tattoo'd, short man syndrome etc etc one short haired, elfin like and fantastic arsed and I ended up back at there's a wee bit drunk. He had a few affairs and a gentleman never tells, especially on mates but that night...hammered on vodka, it all came out. His drug taking, the wizz, the snort, the pills, the ladies, the prossies, the lot.

No idea why.

To be fair they were splitting up anyway but I think I accelerated it. A bit.


I don't think I said anything about me and her. As I said, fantastic arse.

20 years married next year.


Arse is still fantastic.

Good for you mate! I don't suffer from homophobia in anyway! It's all great!

 

[BimboBob]

Not aloud? It's virtually all I drink. Tesco do no frills for a tenner per 70cl. Great for dying young.

It acts as a truth drug to me.

A while back, I had neighbours, one tattoo'd, short man syndrome etc etc one short haired, elfin like and fantastic arsed and I ended up back at there's a wee bit drunk. He had a few affairs and a gentleman never tells, especially on mates but that night...hammered on vodka, it all came out. His drug taking, the wizz, the snort, the pills, the ladies, the prossies, the lot.

No idea why.

To be fair they were splitting up anyway but I think I accelerated it. A bit.


I don't think I said anything about me and her. As I said, fantastic arse.

20 years married next year.


Arse is still fantastic.

Good for you mate! I don't suffer from homophobia in anyway! It's all great!

Excellent.


Hold on...I was on about her you bastard. HER!!

 

[kp789]

 

[BlueBearBoots]

Do iPads, phones etc change the time automatically? Not sure if it's 5.33 or 6.33 :|

 

[jimharri]

Do iPads, phones etc change the time automatically? Not sure if it's 5.33 or 6.33 :|

Better stick to the ironing and the washing up pet!

 

[Bill]

Do iPads, phones etc change the time automatically? Not sure if it's 5.33 or 6.33 :|

look at your watch.

 

[scotty123]

Wish Dr Dolittle would have told the noisy bastard flocks of Geese that were flying over our flat at 6 this Morning the clocks had gone back, squawking fuckers

 

[yeseye]

Don't forget lads n lasses

 

[stony]

Poor Ryan, it used to be his favourite time of the year, he got to fuck his brothers wife for an extra hour. ]
#prayforgiggsy

 

[SWP's back]

Worst day of the year for me this. Means we kick off midweek at 11pm my time.

Usually means I'm either too pissed by kick off, or grumpy all evening when I try and limit my alcohol intake until kick off.