Clocks gone forward

[Bill]

Just a reminder.

Thought i'd overslept lol.

 

[FantasyIreland]

To set the correct time

Go to preferences and,in the Time Zone box,select (UTC+01:00) Central European Time.

 

[Paladin]

To set the correct time:

Pull out the winder, turn it clockwise until the minutes hand gets its current location, push the winder back in.

 

[The Pink Panther]

To set correct time....

Turn on phone

 

[pee dubya]

To set the correct time:

Take surgical grinder and make a circular incision right around the full circumference of the head. Remove the top of the skull, In the font left lobal cortex, take your finger and gently massage in a clockwise direction until it feels like the same time as yesterday. Superglue the skull back in place, and enjoy waking up on time.

 

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

I put my clock forward this morning and it fell off the mantelpiece.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I put my clock forward this morning and it fell off the mantelpiece.

Gary Delaney tweet?

 

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

Gary Delaney tweet?

Bob Monkhouse, Joke Book, Page 1175

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Bob Monkhouse, Joke Book, Page 1175

I just read that gag on Twitter. So Gary is stealing jokes, the bastard

 

[Magicpole]

I refuse to even acknowledge the concept of time and haven't since I turned 35.