Club Statement Friday 17 May....Any Guesses ?

[CtidBlueMooner]

So far this week, we've had:
Monday Club Statement - The King is dead...long live the King.
Tuesday Club Statement - Platt declining new role of Kit Man.
Wednesday Club Statement - San Carlo's profits dip with the exit of City's backroom staff.
Thursday Club Statement - Vieira given new role at the Club with promise of Manager's job in 2046.

So it begs the question....what can we expect from tomorrow's statement ?

Personally, I reckon the Club will announce the appointment of Danny Mills as new Head of Media Relations.
Any other guesses ?

 

[grandad]

Fruit Pastilles given caoching role.

 

[stonie]

Ben thatcher gonna be employed as "how to tackle wingers coach"

 

[TCIB]

Harry Rednapp appointed chief financial officer.

 

[charliebigspuds]

Alex Fergiscum - Bar manager

 

[maccieblue]

no more saltanas in the balti pies

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

We've been sold to Stockport County?

 

[johnbmcr]

Thatchers not dead only sleeping

 

[Bluep*ss]

Alex Fergiscum - Bar manager

LOL............
Baconface was at York races today.....Earlier behind the ba - later under it.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

MCFC are delighted to have acquired the services of Signor Mario Balotelli. Mario will undertake a range responsibilities including the club's open-top bus rides at the end of the season, the same which will also include full responsibility for the firework display, a squadron of Heinkels and Stuka dive bombers to liven up the once pretty urban district of Stretford, and complete control over the first team's training bibs.