Club Statement Friday 17 May....Any Guesses ?

[meeesh]

Harry Rednapp appointed chief financial officer.

As long as it aint as manager !!

 

[Ray78]

Lionel Messi?

 

[Zickler]

MCFC are delighted to have acquired the services of Signor Mario Balotelli. Mario will undertake a range responsibilities including the club's open-top bus rides at the end of the season, the same which will also include full responsibility for the firework display, a squadron of Heinkels and Stuka dive bombers to liven up the once pretty urban district of Stretford, and complete control over the first team's training bibs.

LMAO

 

[Cry Me A Weaver]

Moonchester to assist Brian Kidd on Sunday.

 

[baddddad]

no more saltanas in the balti pies

They're not Sultanas mate

 

[yerwot?]

Having adopted a very tolerant attitude to the behaviour of certain sections of our supporters, it has been decided that this will now end
Henceforth any one found singing chanting or in any way showing support for the recently sacked manager will face sanctions, possibly including a life-time ban. Please be aware that wearing a scarf in a certain way falls into this category.
In order to facilitate this strategy it has been decided to double the number of Showsec operatives who will be equipped with audio-visual kit to help identify the troublemakers. For a trial period they will not be armed.
ADUG has access to state of the art security measures which we may or may not deploy, the latest of which, "thought detection" can be fitted to all access points, in conjunction with mobile detention units and snatch squads. However this may entail a rise in ticket prices
The notorious "ultra" group calling themselves the "inners" will be under 24hr scrutiny. We know who you are.

 

[TGR]

Having adopted a very tolerant attitude to the behaviour of certain sections of our supporters, it has been decided that this will now end
Henceforth any one found singing chanting or in any way showing support for the recently sacked manager will face sanctions, possibly including a life-time ban. Please be aware that wearing a scarf in a certain way falls into this category.
In order to facilitate this strategy it has been decided to double the number of Showsec operatives who will be equipped with audio-visual kit to help identify the troublemakers. For a trial period they will not be armed.
ADUG has access to state of the art security measures which we may or may not deploy, the latest of which, "thought detection" can be fitted to all access points, in conjunction with mobile detention units and snatch squads. However this may entail a rise in ticket prices
The notorious "ultra" group calling themselves the "inners" will be under 24hr scrutiny. We know who you are.

And many a true word spoken whilst wearing your vest!

 

[charliebigspuds]

Having adopted a very tolerant attitude to the behaviour of certain sections of our supporters, it has been decided that this will now end
Henceforth any one found singing chanting or in any way showing support for the recently sacked manager will face sanctions, possibly including a life-time ban. Please be aware that wearing a scarf in a certain way falls into this category.
In order to facilitate this strategy it has been decided to double the number of Showsec operatives who will be equipped with audio-visual kit to help identify the troublemakers. For a trial period they will not be armed.
ADUG has access to state of the art security measures which we may or may not deploy, the latest of which, "thought detection" can be fitted to all access points, in conjunction with mobile detention units and snatch squads. However this may entail a rise in ticket prices
The notorious "ultra" group calling themselves the "inners" will be under 24hr scrutiny. We know who you are.

will this mean you'll be more relaxed on your stance on e-cigs? they should be allowed!!

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

The wifi they are installing is only going to cost £50 per season.

 

[bluemathlady]

"just kidding, mancini is back"